Is Mandatory Sterilization Next?

Posted on 17/02/2012 by Grumpa Joe

The only valid reason for contraception.

The change in the not yet effective health care boondoggle is another affront on the Constitution by Obama. No president changes a law without Congress. Obama has announced a major shift in how major medical institutions must pay for contraceptives for the masses.

His second affront is how he uses the Constitution to wipe his ass. This time he violates religious freedom. Religious freedom is one of the foundational building blocks upon of our country, and it is why the USA is exceptional. Try promoting that idea in any of Obama’s favorite muslim countries and see what you come up with.

Obama is just what the picture conveys, a pure and simple dick head.

For all you politically correct people who read this, I apologize that the President of the United States is a dick head. It is the best we could do in the last election. He spent a billion dollars to get elected so he could pillage the USA and spread wealth to his friends.

If I sound like I do not like Obama it is because I don’t. He is evil, corrupt, ruthless, and he smiles as he sticks the knife into our backs.

To my Catholic friends who voted for Obama because Jesus wants you to take care of the poor, WAKE UP, you made a pact with the devil.

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A New Energy Policy

Posted on 22/06/2010 by Grumpa Joe

It is hard to believe that in the sixty-plus days since the BP oilrig blew up that no one has coined the phrase Barack Petroleum. A while back, I posted apiece titled Big Fat Lie in which I postulated that the oil rig blow up was a government sponsored conspiracy. I claimed it was a save-face cover for POTUS to rescind his generous relinquishment of off shore drilling. There was no doubt; my theory was so far out it fell into the category of a Big Fat Lie.

As the oil continues to spew into the Gulf and the politics of it begins to unfold, I am leaning to another big fat lie theory. This one has the Administration sending Navy Seals to blow up the rig, but the rationale is different. This time, it is because POTUS wants to take over BP. Why is that? He wants to add an energy company to his growing stable of government controlled or owned companies: Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac, AIG, Goldman Sachs, Student Loan Program, Chrysler, GM, and Health Care Insurance. What else does he want? Perhaps, he will add your soul and mine too.

 POTUS put the gun to BP’s head and extorted twenty billion dollars from them as payment toward the lost wages of the coastal residents. The clean-up costs are extra. A few more payments and he will have another trillion to deposit into a Swiss bank account for retirement. The company will have to give him stock to make a payment like that.

Is it the big fat lie syndrome, or is it I? Is it coincidence? Or, is it Rahm’s theory that every catastrophe becomes an opportunity to build a bigger government? 

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Hockey Stick Data

Posted on 06/06/2010 by Grumpa Joe

     By now most of us are fully convinced that Global Warming as a function of our burning fossil fuel is a bunch of baloney. The scenario was contrived by a very dishonest scientist. In his zeal to convince us to do something quickly, i.e. to stop the temperature of the earth from climbing; he lost it. The data didn’t support his premise. To save face, he contrived a mathematical algorithem to create the famous hockey stick curve. His conclusion: If we didn’t do something really fast the earth would burn up, and so would we.

     Our president is a quick learner. He too had problems with convincing us that the cost of health care would go down, quality would go up, and we will live longer under Obama Care. His data didn’t support the cost issue just as the global warming guys didn’t have data to support their claims. That didn’t stop Obama; he forged ahead by giving the CBO (Congressional Budget Office) a skeletal plan for analysis. Remember when Nancy Pelosi said we would have to pass the bill to find out what’s in it?

     The CBO gave Obama the hockey stick curve he and his gangster administration needed to pressure the Congress into voting for a pig in the poke. The rest of us knew, based on common sense, that the new bill would break the bank.  Obama and the Congress don’t use common sense they use CBO figures.

     Little by little, we are getting snippets of news about how the CBO is revising what the bill will cost. Now that they have the real bill and can read it, they can make closer predictions about the cost.

     Hockey sticks are used by ice hockey players to shuttle the puck around the ice to the goal. In our case the President used it to shove an unaffordable law up our ass.

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TAXERY

Posted on 28/03/2010 by Grumpa Joe

 

     Imagine a life where you wake up in the morning, swallow a quick piece of bread and go to work. The commute is easy because your job is at the place you live. You spend twelve to sixteen hours a day performing your duties. For this, your employer pays you with meals and a place to sleep. You do not have days off. It is like being retired except for the part about working sixteen hours a day.  Your employer treats you like an object, property. That is because you are. He bought you on e-bay.  If you are lucky enough to have kids, you will raise them in between chores for the master. When your child is ten, the master will sell him or put him to work too.

     Your future is hard to imagine, especially now that you have free health care. It is uncertain because you have not felt the pressure of rising prices, and increased taxes yet. One good thing though, you do have free health care, that is four years from now. You will not pay higher income taxes, because the One promised he would not tax anyone making less than two hundred thousand dollars a year, and you will have free health care too.

     The new taxes come in the form of local sales taxes, and higher prices. As the fat cat company you work for, begins to pay higher taxes it charges more for its goods.  He passes the cost to you to pay for your free health care. The One charged the state you live in with the responsibility to enroll all the uninsured with free health care.  The One did not provide the means for your state to pay for it. Therefore, the state increase taxes to give you free health care.

     “You are wrong,” you argue.

     “Yes I am,” I reply.  The reason is that you have a job. If you do not have insurance through your job, the One made you buy an insurance policy.  Your health care is not free, unless you are unemployed.

     One day you go to work and get a letter from your boss. It says that the part you pay for insurance has increased. Why? Because the fat cat company cannot make money and pay for free health care too.

     “But it isn’t free I pay for it.”  

     Taxes eat into the money you bring home, and to save you dump the fat-cat company’s insurance plan. You enroll in the government run plan.  My friend, you have just sold your body to the government.  Now the One has total control over your body, mind and soul.

     Taxery is the same as slavery. The difference is that under slavery another human being owned your ass. Under Taxery, the government owns you.

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“Kill the Republic”

Posted on 23/03/2010 by Grumpa Joe

 

      Three cheers! The Democrats created a moment of history. They saved the first black president of the USA from the pits of disgrace: or did they?  I congratulate the five hundred and thirty five for their blatant disregard for the voices of 180 million constituents.  It is clear to me that this group of Congressman does not give a damn about the people who hired them. They have chosen to listen to a higher authority, the president. In this win-lose situation, they flexed muscles they forgot they owned.  They did exercise democrat political tricks learned on the battlefield from the likes of Alinsky, Kennedy, and Daley.  The ends justify the means, and the means is anything that works at the time. Bribery, lies, deceit, airplane rides, all fit the bill.

     With the current economic situation, and a new Great Depression still looming before us, I predict that this new bill will bankrupt the country before Obama Care will take care of a single newly insured person. Do we really think that after collecting a huge pile of money for four years that the 535 will fail temptation to spend it on something else? History is on my side on this point. They will spend it, but not on health care.

     Even if we were to vote them all out of office today, it will take a hundred years to undo the damage perpetrated on us by this act. By that time, the culture of the USA will evolve into a godless social state of twenty first century slaves serving the 535. Will you care?  Will living in the nanny state fill you with rapture? Will you accept the loss of liberty and a life of servitude?

     Congratulations America, you got the change you want to believe in. You will have an opportunity to debate the point with me in the soup lines soon.

     In the near future, a group of people from the United Socialist States of America will draft a new Declaration of Independence. It will begin something like this. . .

When in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

That to secure these rights, governments are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed. That whenever any form of government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the right of the people to alter or abolish it, and to institute new government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their safety and happiness.

Prudence, indeed, will dictate that governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shown, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed.

But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such government, and to provide new guards for their future security. . .

Extracted from the Preamble to the Declaration of Independence.

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