How To Get To the Top of the Ladder

Roger, my friend you out did yourself with this one. As funny as this is, it is also true.

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Mathematics:

This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 years of experience.

It has an indisputable mathematical logic.

It also made me Laugh Out Loud.

This is a strictly…..mathematical viewpoint…and it goes like this:
What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?
Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there.

It’s the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

Now you know why some people are where they are!

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Get Them Dirty Critters Out of My House

An interesting perspective on the Trump phenomenon.

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Raccoons in your attic

Gingrich on Trump

Fresh idea by Newt Gingrich. Love Trump or hate him, a good reason
Understanding Donald Trump
from The Washington Times, Jan. 8, 2016 by Newt Gingrich

Donald Trump is a genuine phenomenon. He may or may not become the Republican nominee for president. He may or may not win the presidency, even if he becomes the nominee. Yet it is clear that he is
a phenomenon, and that any history of the 2016 presidential race will have to spend a good bit of time analyzing Trump and his impact.

From the time he announced on June 16, Trump has dominated social and mainstream media. He dominates the conversation, despite the lack of paid advertising. Trump says outrageous things, and his supporters
shrug it off. At every turn, his poll numbers continue to rise.

As a step toward understanding this amazing performance, I spent part of the Christmas break reading his first bestseller, ‘The Art of the Deal’. Written in 1987, this book is a classic among American business books, and has influenced a generation of entrepreneurs.
Trump wrote ‘The Art of the Deal’ when he was 41 years old and having a successful run. The book’s popularity contributed to Time Magazine’s decision to feature Donald Trump on its cover in January 1989.

The portrait that emerges from this easy-to-read and remarkably interesting book is of an aggressive, ambitious person who is constantly pushing, constantly learning, and always seeking the next challenge. Reporters and analysts who are trying to understand Trump,
would be well served by slowing down and reading this nearly three-decade-old bestseller.

They would discover that Donald Trump has developed a remarkable set of rules and principles that allow him to make decisions with incredible speed. Trump knows a lot, but what is amazing is how rapidly he figures out what he doesn’t know.

My favorite story is of the Wollman Skating Rink in New York’s Central Park. The Wollman Rink was a heavily used public skating rink which had fallen into disrepair in 1980. New York City tried for six years to fix it, spent $13 million, and the rink still was not ready to open.
In June of 1986 Trump, who could see the rink from his apartment, finally got tired of the embarrassment, and offered to fix the rink at his own expense. At first the city turned him down because its bureaucracy did not want to be embarrassed by someone fixing something they couldn’t fix. Trump kept pushing, and finally out of embarrassment, the city gave in.

The key part of the story is Trump’s reaction to being put in charge. He promptly recognized that he didn’t know anything about fixing a skating rink. He asked himself who built a lot of skating rinks.
“Canadians!” he concluded. He found the best Canadian ice skating rink construction company. When the Canadians flew in to assess the situation, they were amazed at how bad the city had been at solving the problem. They assured Trump that this was an easy job. Trump fixed the six year embarrassment two months ahead of schedule and nearly $800,000 under-budget. (The city did end up paying for the work, and Trump donated the profits to charity.)

After reading this chapter you begin to think that maybe Donald Trump really could build a wall along our southern border for a lot less than our current government estimates.

‘The Art of the Deal’ is filled with stories like this — stories of common sense, stories of calculated risk taking, and stories of innovation and marketing.
Anyone who would like to better understand Donald Trump would be helped by reading this remarkable book.

Another is his pledges, and I have no way of knowing if he will make good on all of them, but I do agree with all of them. Trump is the only candidate that is serious about building The Wall”!
There are two other important pledges Trump has made that no other candidate of either party has matched ! First deportation of millions of illegals that are demanding and costing American taxpayers billions of dollars, and
second, closing 34 Muslim training camps throughout our country!
I WOULD LIKE TRUMP OR ANY OTHER CANDIDATES PLEDGE TO REINSTATE ANY AND/OR ALL MILITARY OFFICERS DISCHARGED BECAUSE THEY DISAGREED WITH OBAMA OR HIS POLICIES!!

Here is another that kind of wraps up my feelings about Trump; Raccoon’s in your basement! An interesting analogy. You’ve been on vacation for two weeks. You come home, and your basement is infested with raccoon’s. Hundreds of rabid, messy, mean
raccoon’s have overtaken your basement. You want them gone immediately, so you hire a guy…a pro!!. You don’t care if the guy smells, you need those raccoon’s gone pronto, and he’s the guy to do it!
You don’t care if the guy swears, you don’t care if he’s an alcoholic, you don’t care how many times he’s been married, you don’t care if he voted for Obama, you don’t care if he has plumber’s crack…you simply want
those raccoon’s gone!

You want your problem fixed! He’s the guy. He’s the best. Period. That’s why Trump! Yes he’s a bit of an ass, yes he’s an egomaniac, but you don’t care.
The country is a mess because politicians suck, the Republican Party is two-faced & gutless, illegal’s are everywhere. You want it all fixed!
You don’t care that Trump is crude, you don’t care that he insults people, you don’t care that he had been friendly with Hillary, you don’t care that he has changed positions, you don’t care that he’s been married 3 times, you don’t care that he fights with Megyn Kelly and Rosie O’Donnell, you don’t care that he doesn’t know the name of some Muslin terrorist,…this country is weak, bankrupt, our enemies are making fun of us, we are being invaded by illegal’s, we are becoming a nation of victims where every Tom, Ricardo, and Hamad is a special interest group, with special rights to a point where we don’t even recognize the country we were born and raised in!!;
“AND WE JUST WANT IT FIXED” and Trump is the only guy who seems to understand what the people want.

You’re sick of politicians, sick of the Democratic Party, Republican Party, and sick of illegal’s. You just want this thing fixed. Trump may not be a saint, but doesn’t have any lobbyist money influencing him. He doesn’t have political correctness restraining him. All you
know is that he has been very successful, a good negotiator, he has built a lot of things, and he’s also not a politician, so he’s not a cowardly politician. And he says he’ll fix it. You don’t care if the guy has bad hair. You just want those raccoon’s gone and out of your house.

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Raccoon damage in a home office.

Something to Think About

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These 12 short stories are all very good lessons, and really
made us think twice about the daily happenings in our lives as we deal with
others!!
1.
Today, I interviewed my grandmother for part of a research paper I’m working
on for my Psychology class. When I asked her to define success in her own
words, she said, “Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile.”
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2.
Today, I asked my mentor – a very successful business man in his
70s- what his top 3 tips are for success. He smiled and said, “Read
something no one else is reading, think something no one else
is thinking, and do something no one else is doing.”
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3.
Today, after my 72 hour shift at the fire station, a woman ran up to me at the grocery store and gave me a hug. When I tensed up, she realized I didn’trecognize her. She let go with tears of joy in her eyes and the most sinceresmile and said , “On 9-11-2001, you carried me out of the World Trade Center.”
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4.
Today, after I watched my dog get run over by a car, I sat on the side of the road holding him and crying. And just before he died, he licked the tears off my face.
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5.
Today at 7AM, I woke up feeling ill, but decided I needed the
money, so I went into work. At 3PM I got laid off. On my drive home I got
a flat tire. When I went into the trunk for the spare, it was flat too.
A man in a BMW pulled over, gave me a ride, we chatted, and
then he offered me a job. I start tomorrow.
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6.
Today, as my father, three brothers, and two sisters stood
around my mother’s hospital bed, my mother uttered her last coherent
words before she died. She simply said, “I feel so loved right now. We should have
gotten together like this more often.”
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7.
Today, I kissed my dad on the forehead as he passed away in a
small hospital bed. About 5 seconds after he passed, I realized it was the
first time I had given him a kiss since I was a little boy.
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8.
Today, in the cutest voice, my 8-year-old daughter asked me
to start recycling. I chuckled and asked, “Why?”
She replied, “So you can help me save the planet.”
I chuckled again and asked, “And why do you want to save the
planet?” Because that’s where I keep all my stuff,” she said.
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9.
Today, when I witnessed a 27-year-old breast cancer patient
laughing hysterically at her 2-year-old daughter’s antics, I suddenly
realized that I need to stop complaining about my life and start celebrating
it again.
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10.
Today, a boy in a wheelchair saw me desperately struggling on
crutches with my broken leg and offered to carry my backpack and books for
me.
He helped me all the way across campus to my class and as he
was leaving he said, “I hope you feel better soon.”
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11.
Today, I was feeling down because the results of a biopsy
came back malignant. When I got home, I opened an e-mail that said,
“Thinking of you today. If you need me, I’m a phone call away.”
It was from a high school friend I hadn’t seen in 10 years.
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12.
Today, I was traveling in Kenya and I met a refugee from
Zimbabwe.
He said he hadn’t eaten anything in over 3 days and looked
extremely skinny and unhealthy.
Then my friend offered him the rest of the sandwich he was
eating. The first thing the man said was, “We can share it.
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The best sermons are lived, not preached.
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I am glad I have you to send these to.
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These are worth passing on..hope you enjoy them as much as I
did !
God Bless AMERICA.
Land of the FREE because of the BRAVE . . .
Every Morning you wake up with 2 choices
1. You can continue to sleep with your Dreams.
2. You can wake up and CHASE your Dreams….

REMEMBER,
Money can’t buy happiness but poverty can’t buy anything !

New World What?

The primary campaigns to select presidential candidates is making me very nervous. Throughout Obama’s reign he has used the term New World Order. Now, I hear it being spoken by Hillary during her speeches. Folks, that scares the hell out of me. I spent an hour this afternoon reading on New World Order. Wikipedia has quite a piece on it. In their work they explain several New World Order movements. All of them are conspiracy theories. Which one Hillary and Obama propose is not clear to me, but there is ample evidence to support their intent to destroy the sovereignty of the United States.

Obama has been working overtime with the United Nations on various schemes to circumnavigate the US Constitution and yield our rights to UN control. If we don’t wake up in this country, they will make a huge step forward to New World Order.

My interpretation of Obama’s and Hillary’s concept of the NWO is a system based on carbon tax. We all know the big push for man  made global warming caused by increasing CO2 levels in the atmosphere. The ruling elites stand to make billions in profit by trading carbon tax credits.   Their propaganda is to spread fear into our hearts about the polar ice caps melting and drowning millions of people living in coastal towns. They claim to be able to stop that catastrophe by taxing rich nations for the excessive CO2 emissions and distributing this tax to the poorer nations because evil rich people like us stole from the poor countries. This is a classical income redistribution scheme invented under the guise of helping even out all the countries of the world, and well, if a few elites like Al Gore, Obama, and the Clintons make a few billions per year trading the credits so be it.

In 2003 then Senator Barack Obama helped direct government money toward the organization of a system and a bank to trade carbon credits. That is called planning ahead. Five years later Obama became POTUS and proceeded to push man made global warming down our throats.

Watch this short video by Professor Richard Lindzen of MIT. It is a rational and honest explanation of global warming (aka climate change).

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Especially For Seniors

My senior readers will find this funny. I’m not sure younger readers will like it at all.

Is This The Transformation?

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Why who we vote for is important!

Before Obama there was virtually no obvious presence of Islam in America.
. All of a sudden, Islam is taught in schools. Christianity and the bible are banned in schools.

. All of a sudden we must allow prayer rugs everywhere and allow for Islamic prayer in schools, airports and businesses.

. All of a sudden we must stop serving pork in prisons.

. All of a sudden we are inundated with law suits by Muslims who are offended by American culture.

. All of a sudden we must allow burkas to be worn everywhere even though you have no idea who is covered up under them.

. All of a sudden Muslims are suing employers and refusing to do their jobs if they personally deem it conflicts with Sharia Law.

. All of a sudden the Attorney General of the United States vows to prosecute anyone who engages in “anti-Muslim speech”.

. All of a sudden, Jihadists who engage in terrorism and openly admit they acted in the name of Islam and ISIS, are emphatically declared they are NOT Islamic by our leaders and/or their actions are determined NOT to be terrorism, but other nebulous terms like ‘workplace violence.”

. All of a sudden, it becomes Policy that Secular Middle East dictators that were benign or friendly to the West, must be replaced by Islamists and the Muslim Brotherhood.

. All of a sudden our troops are withdrawn from Iraq and the middle east giving rise to ISIS.

. All of a sudden, America has reduced it’s nuclear stockpiles to 1950 levels, as Obama’s stated goal of a nuke-free America by the time he leaves office continues uninterrupted.

. All of a sudden, a deal with Iran must be made at any cost, with a pathway to nuclear weapons and HUNDREDS of BILLIONS of dollars handed over to fund their programs.

. All of a sudden America APOLOGIZES to Muslim states and sponsors of terror
worldwide for acts of aggression, war and sabotage THEY perpetrate against our soldiers.

. All of a sudden, the American Navy is diminished to 1917 Pre-World War I levels of only 300 ships. The Army is at pre-1940 levels. The Air Force scraps 500 planes and planned to retire the use of the A-10 Thunderbolt close air support fighter. A further draw down of another 40,000 military personnel is in progress.

. All of a sudden half of our aircraft carriers are recalled for maintenance by Obama rendering the Atlantic unguarded, NONE are in the Middle East.

. All of a sudden Obama has to empty Guantanamo Bay of captured Jihadists and let them loose in Jihad-friendly Islamic states. He demands to close the facility.

. All of a sudden America will negotiate with terrorists and trade FIVE Taliban commanders for a deserter and Jihad sympathizer.

. All of a sudden there is no money for American poor, disabled veterans, jobless Americans, hungry Americans, or displaced Americans but there is endless money for Obama’s “Syrian refugee” resettlement programs.

. All of sudden there is an ammunition shortage in the USA.

. All of a sudden, the most important thing for Obama to do after a mass shooting by two Jihadists, is disarm American Citizens.

… “By his fruits you will know him.”

All of a sudden, I am sick to my stomach…..You should be also.

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Murphy’s Other Laws

Usually, we blame Murphy’s Law on any thing that goes wrong when it shouldn’t have. Here are a few more of his law’s that are less known.

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MURPHY’S OTHER 15 LAWS

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.

7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.

9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone from California would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

11. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.

12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

14 . God gave you toes as a device for finding furniture in the dark.

15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people, who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.

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