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One Sided Funnies
Posted on 24/10/2025 by Grumpa Joe
Funny Truth
Posted on 20/07/2025 by Grumpa Joe
I Can’t Stop Laughing
Posted on 17/07/2025 by Grumpa Joe
Drone Theory
Posted on 21/12/2024 by Grumpa Joe
This country of ours is turning pussy. By now, I would have guessed a hundred drones would have been shot out of the sky. Instead, we wait patiently for someone related to Uncle to confess that they are a Russian attempt to keep Donald Trump from being inaugurated. Let me be the first to spread that rumor.
Actually, I have a theory about drones. It is so simple that it has to be true. Why no one has postulated this theory is hard to believe. What season is this? Christmas, of course. What happens at Christmas? We all run around buying presents for our loved ones. A few of us, like me, do all of our shopping online. This phenomenon has grown so big that most of my packages won’t arrive until after Christmas.
It is a known fact that one or more of the largest delivery companies has been experimenting with drone deliveries. Here is my theory: Amazon and Walmart are using the holidays to test mass package deliveries. The drones are concentrated in neighborhoods, fly from place to place at various altitudes, and disappear to go get another package. Like Santa Claus, they deliver packages all around the country. They already own drones and have spent enormous amounts of money to buy them in all sizes. That is my story, and I’m sticking to it.
Filed under: Government, Humor, Satire | Tagged: Christmas, Drones, Package Delivery | 3 Comments »
Come and Take Me
Posted on 16/12/2024 by Grumpa Joe
I have a problem with the government’s latest ploy to end birthright citizenship. I am preparing to be deported at my age because of this new action. Why? My parents entered the US through Ellis Island. They met and married in the USA. Then I came along with my two brothers and sister. There is a good chance that if my parents are declared illegals, then we became citizens automatically. We took advantage of the parochial school system, not the public school system. Our parents paid for our doctor visits. Neither my mother or father ever accepted ‘charity’ as they called it.
What did the government do for them? They allowed them to vote. My Dad worked for the railroad and his bosses always told him to vote democrat. Dad was a citizen and could cite the date he was sworn in, the judge’s name, and the courthouse where it happened. We learned of Mom’s situation when, at age seventy-eight she finally traveled back to her hometown to visit her mother’s grave. She was at the gate, ready to board the plane and was stopped by immigration. They wanted to see her citizenship papers. Of course she had none. After what seemed like eternity, she proudly told them, If I am not a citizen then why have I been allowed and encouraged to vote all these years? They let her board the plane.
Filed under: Aging, Immigration, Satire | Tagged: birthright citizenship, Illegal Imigration | 4 Comments »
