Christmas In April?

Joe Biden throwing money at the world

Well, I watched it last night, and I have to give Biden an “A” on his delivery. He lasted the entire time with just a few hints of a stutter. His delivery seemed sincere, and I liked some of the new things he is promoting. What I didn’t like was his border control. I also don’t like the cost of the package, because it will most likely be paid for by me. I just sent Uncle money to even out my tax bill. At the same time I am seeking health insurance for my new spouse who is undocumented, and needs health insurance. I applied thru the latest version of Obama Care and was stymied by the program. It seems that theology-on goes into a loop asking for a password. Once I gave it a password, it returned to the same opening page which wanted my user name, and you guessed it a new password. Once I entered a new password, it looped again. After three times, I called the happy number on my digital phone only to get a voice that’s totally unintelligible. I shut my cell off and used a land line. It worked. The problem is that the guy who spoke to me could not resolve my problem. I finally went to a an insurance agency referred by a friend of a friend and spoke to an agent. Thank God, this person was in business and could answer my questions. Had she worked for Uncle like the last guy I spoke to I’d be babbling like an idiot.

Insurance is available, but I still lack knowledge of the cost. The agent told me that my meager retirement allotment puts me just above the line to get the insurance for zero.

How in the world will the Federal government be able to provide all these new programs when they are still struggling to implement ObamaCare after twelve years and are still hung up on getting through the portal. That program, as I recall, cost us several billion dollars to implement. Multiply all the new goodies Uncle Joe promised us by the billions spent on O-Care and then add twelve years to that and we will have a living nightmare on our hands.

I heard all the wonderful challenges Joe gave the Congress to get it done, but I agreed with his jibes to get them off their asses and to make things happen. He kept telling us “we can do this,” but will we, or better yet should we?

What I wanted him to tell us is that he is cancelling all the bureau’s and starting the government from scratch. All monies will be returned to those from whom it is being stolen, and we will let the economy straighten things out in the free market way.

So there you have it, the dreams of two Joe’s. Both of us are giving the store away, one by enlarging the bureaus and the other by eliminating them.

Which dream would you support?

No Words Needed

Who Me? Normal?

 I used to be a normal person Yes, I reckon that’s a fair description of me. 

As an individual, I used to think I was pretty much just a regular person, but I was born white, into a two-parent, two gender household which now, whether I like it or not, makes me “Privileged”, a racist and responsible for slavery. 

I am fiscally responsible and moral, which by today’s standards, makes me a fascist because I plan, budget and support myself. 

I went to school, worked my way “up the ladder”, and have always held a job. But I now find out that I am not here because I earned it, but because I was “advantaged”. 

I am heterosexual, which according to “gay” folks, now makes me homophobic. 

I am not a Muslim, which now labels me as an infidel. 

I am older than 60, making me a useless person who doesn’t understand Facebook, Instagram or Twitter. 

I think and I reason, and I doubt much of what the “mainstream” media tells me, which makes me a “Right-wing conspiracy nut”. 

I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive culture, making me a xenophobe. 

I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual’s merits, which today makes me anti-socialist and probably a misogynist. 

I believe our system guarantees freedom of effort – not freedom of outcome or subsidies which must make me a borderline sociopath. 

I believe in the defense and protection of the USA for and by all its citizens, now making me a militant. 

I am proud of our flag, what it stands for and the many who died to let it fly, so I stand during our National Anthem – so I must be a racist. 

Please help me come to terms with the new me because I’m just not sure who I am anymore! If all this nonsense wasn’t enough to deal with, now I don’t even know which restroom to use… and I have to go more FREQUENTLY! 

PSA-201203-A Great Test

The COVID-19 vaccine should be tested on politicians first.

If they survive, the vaccine is safe. 

If they don’t, the country is safe.

I like to see how things perform using charts. The chart above is convincing me that we shouldn’t be afraid of taking the COVID vaccination. I hear people discussing how dangerous it is and how it isn’t as effective as they would like it to be. BS. I get a flu shot every year and I am happy with the results I get. Most years I never even get a cold. That is what a vaccine that is fifty-sixty percent effective gets me. Now what about those poor performing COVID vaccines that only give me 95% effectiveness? I’d say I’ll take it, and I did. The chances of getting the virus are slim to none, and the danger of taking it are also almost nil.

I strongly recommend everyone to get vaccinated as soon as possible.

PSA-210427-More Useless Info

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The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood Plasma.

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.Oh, go ahead …I’ll wait.

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes or shark attacks.(So, watch your ass!)

You burn more calories sleepingthan you do watching television.

The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley’s gum.

The King of Hearts  is the only King WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE.

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class.

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you?) It tells you that women are going in the ‘right’ direction!

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

Most dust particles in your house are made from DEAD SKIN!

The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer. So did the first ‘Marlboro Man’.

Walt Disney was afraid of MICE!
 
PEARLS DISSOLVE IN VINEGAR!

The ten most valuable brand names on earth: Apple, Coca Cola, Google, IBM, Microsoft, GE, McDonalds,
Samsung, Intel, and Toyota, in that order.


It IS possible to lead a cow upstairs…but, NOT downstairs.

A duck’s quack doesn’t echo,and no one knows why.

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush. 

(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)