Who Me? Normal?

Posted on 28/04/2021 by Grumpa Joe

 I used to be a normal person Yes, I reckon that’s a fair description of me. 

As an individual, I used to think I was pretty much just a regular person, but I was born white, into a two-parent, two gender household which now, whether I like it or not, makes me “Privileged”, a racist and responsible for slavery. 

I am fiscally responsible and moral, which by today’s standards, makes me a fascist because I plan, budget and support myself. 

I went to school, worked my way “up the ladder”, and have always held a job. But I now find out that I am not here because I earned it, but because I was “advantaged”. 

I am heterosexual, which according to “gay” folks, now makes me homophobic. 

I am not a Muslim, which now labels me as an infidel. 

I am older than 60, making me a useless person who doesn’t understand Facebook, Instagram or Twitter. 

I think and I reason, and I doubt much of what the “mainstream” media tells me, which makes me a “Right-wing conspiracy nut”. 

I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive culture, making me a xenophobe. 

I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual’s merits, which today makes me anti-socialist and probably a misogynist. 

I believe our system guarantees freedom of effort – not freedom of outcome or subsidies which must make me a borderline sociopath. 

I believe in the defense and protection of the USA for and by all its citizens, now making me a militant. 

I am proud of our flag, what it stands for and the many who died to let it fly, so I stand during our National Anthem – so I must be a racist. 

Please help me come to terms with the new me because I’m just not sure who I am anymore! If all this nonsense wasn’t enough to deal with, now I don’t even know which restroom to use… and I have to go more FREQUENTLY! 

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Racist = EVIL = Progressive

Posted on 18/08/2017 by Grumpa Joe

The difference between President Trump’s problems and President Obama’s is the word racist. Any time Obama did a stupid thing, or something we didn’t care for, and we dared to speak up and challenge O, the First Amendment protected press called us racist and shut us down. Keeping quiet was a huge mistake.

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This country is not racist. Who are the racists?  Everyone who fights Trump at every move he makes. All he has been guilty of is fighting, and undoing all the wrongs that Obama and his Democrat cohorts have been propagating for the past sixty years. I can say that because when President Lyndon Johnson initiated the War against Poverty and other similar programs his sole intention was to subjugate the black population to the Democrat party. No-one ever called a single democrat a racist in the last sixty years. Why? Because all Democrats are racist and as such would never stand up against one of their own. There is only one more word by which I can describe a Democrat, and that is EVIL.

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Today, Steve Bannon was let go from the White House staff. Trump is definitely bowing to leftist pressure on this one. Bannon was the one advisor who had the balls to let Trump know it is okay to fight the likes of North Korea, and Islamist terrorists. If I were Trump’s advisor, I’d be going after Hillary, for breaking law after law while Secretary of State. I’d be cleaning house at the IRS to get rid od all political opposition. The IRS should only concentrate on collecting our tax money. They don’t need a police force, or sticking their noses into dictating one-sided thinking for who should be granted a 501-c3 status. If you ever wondered how Obama thought about the charge he made for the cost of Obama Care think about this. Early on he designated the IRS to be the ones to collect the money and to police the provisions of payment. That automatically puts the charges of the ACA into the tax category. The dishonest president knew the public would balk at another tax so he lied and hid the charge ultimately letting the Supreme court decide to call it a tax.

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Tear down more monuments it is good for erasing history, and making us more and more communist every day.

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One conclusion I can draw about anyone who fights to unseat Trump from office is someone who doesnt want a President who will fight for the American People. What does that make them?

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Today, I Choose To Be . . .

Posted on 26/08/2016 by Grumpa Joe

Today I choose to be a racist. On other days, I am an Islamaphobe, mysogyenist, homophobe, antisemite, you name it ist, I am it, but today I am racist.

HOW TRUE !!!!!

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Michael. Richards makes his point…Michael Richards, better known as “Kramer” from TV’s ‘Seinfeld’ does make a good point. This was his defense speech in court after making racial
comments in his comedy act.

In it he raised a few interesting points…

Someone finally said it.

But how many are actually paying attention to this?

> There are African Americans, Mexican Americans,
> Asian Americans, Arab Americans, etc.
> And then there are just Americans…
>
> You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction.
>
> You call me ‘White boy’, ‘Cracker’, ‘Honkey’, ‘Whitey’,
> ‘Caveman’… And that’s OK…
>
> But when I call you Nigger, Kike, Towel head, Sand-nigger,
> Camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook,
> or Chink … You call me a racist.
>
> You say that whites commit a lot of violence
> against you… So why are the ghettos the most
> dangerous places to live in?

> You have the United Negro College Fund.
> You have Martin Luther King Day.
> You have Black History Month.
> You have Cesar Chavez Day.
> You have Yom Hashoah.
> You have Ma’uled Al-Nabi.
> You have the NAACP.

> You have BET…
> Imagine if we had WET (White
> Entertainment Television)… we’d
> be racists.
>
> If we had a White Pride Day, you
> would call us racists.
>
> If we had White History Month,
> we’d be racists.
>
> If we had any organization for whites only to
> ‘advance’ OUR lives, we’d
> be racists.
>
> We have a Hispanic Chamber of Commerce, a
> Black Chamber of Commerce, and then we just
> have the plain Chamber of Commerce.
> Wonder who pays for that???
>
> A white woman could not be in the
> Miss Black American pageant,
> but a woman of any color can be in the
> Miss America pageant.
>
> If we had a college fund that only gave white
> students scholarships… You know we’d be racists.
>
> There are over 60 openly proclaimed
> Black Colleges in the US …
> Yet if there were ‘White colleges’,
> that would be a racist college.
>
> In the Million Men March, you
> believed that you were
> marching for your race and rights.
> If we marched for our race and rights,
> you would call us racists.
>
> You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and
> orange, and you’re not afraid to announce it.
> But when we announce our white pride,
> you call us racists.
>
> You rob us, carjack us, and shoot at us.
> But, when a white police officer
> shoots a black gang member or beats
> up a black drug dealer running from
> the law and posing a threat to society,
> you call him a racist.
>
> I am proud… But you call me a racist.
>
> Why is it that only whites can be racists???

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Pope Nancy I

Posted on 14/05/2010 by Grumpa Joe

How far will she go to advance her ultra-liberal agenda? It is my opinion that she will try to buy off the pope so she can speak infallibly to Catholics. Here are some of the things she would want Catholics to believe without challenge:

  1. Speaking to Catholic bishops and priests,  ” Some (who) oppose immigration reform are sitting in those pews, and you have to tell them that this is a manifestation of our living the gospels…”
  2. Curing drug addicts is cheaper than enforcing illegal immigration.
  3. Denying illegal immigrants the rights of US citizens is un-American.
  4. Abortion on demand is a woman’s right to choose.
  5. Tea Party people are racist.
  6. Gay marriage is the same as heterosexual marriage.
  7. The government will save billions on universal Obamacare.

I thank the Lord that the Catholic Church is smart enough to keep Nancy out of Rome. I wish the people of California were smart enough to keep her out of Washington.

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A Hypocrisy I Don’t Understand

Posted on 11/09/2009 by Grumpa Joe

I don’t feel like writing today, so I’ll keep this short. I couldn’t stand being screwed into the couch any longer. I had to become an activist. Why? I see my country being decimated by a bunch of people who want to make the world a better place. How can anyone make the world a better place by destroying the greatest country in the history of the universe? It is a hypocrisy I don’t understand.

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