Simple Acts Of Kindness

Posted on 30/01/2017 by Grumpa Joe

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This barber, who offers haircuts for the price of a single hug.

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The man who gave the shoes off his feet to this homeless girl.eac5115a-2e3f-43a1-b496-102b2a0e39fe.jpg

This Motorcyclist who stopped to help an old woman pass safely

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The police officer who handcuffed himself to a woman to make sure she knew she’d have to take him with her

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The many people who helped make this boy’s dream come true.

This dog owner who mourned by giving.
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This store employee who gives extra service.
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The person who decided to put new tires on a stranger’s car just because he needed it.
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The crowd who decided a fan should be able to watch the show, no matter what.
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This dry cleaning place that helps the unemployed for free.
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These kids helping an injured member of their rival team to score.
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The man who played for fun and gave his winnings away.
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This man who missed this train helping this older lady with her bags.
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This man who gave something to a homeless man no one gives something to occupy his mind.
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And Dan, a man who twice a week buys coffee for every patient, nurse, and doctor at local cancer centers.
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The people at the animal hospital, knowing how hard it is to say goodbye.
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This man who gave his umbrella away so this cat could have a dry night.
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“Kindness lasts forever!”

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PSA-170130A-I Can’t Help Myself

Posted on 29/01/2017 by Grumpa Joe

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• Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
• How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.
• England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
• I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Typo.
• I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.
• Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
• I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
• I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
• This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.
• When chemists die, they barium.
• I’m reading a book about antigravity. I just can’t put it down.
• I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
• Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
• I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
• Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?
• When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
• Broken pencils are pointless.
• What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
• I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
• I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
• Velcro what a rip off!
• Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last.

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PSA-170129-More Questions

Posted on 29/01/2017 by Grumpa Joe

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1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?

3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?

4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?

5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

6. Why does “slow down” and “slow up” mean the same thing?

7. Why does “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?

8. Why do “tug” boats push their barges?

9. Why do we sing “Take me out to the ball game” when we are already there?

10. Why are they called ” stands” when they are made for sitting?

11. Why is it called “after dark” when it really is “after light”?

12.. Doesn’t “expecting the unexpected” make the unexpected expected?

13.. Why are a “wise man” and a “wise guy” opposites?

14. Why do “overlook” and “oversee” mean opposite things?

15. Why is “phonics” not spelled the way it sounds?

16. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?

17.. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

19. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

20. Why is bra singular and panties plural?

21.. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?

22. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?

23. How come abbreviated is such a long word?

24. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren’t we clean when we use them?

25.. Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

26. Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?

27. Christmas- What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree,
and eat candy out of your socks?

28. Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

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PSA-170122-Why?

Posted on 22/01/2017 by Grumpa Joe

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1. Why do some supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions, while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?

2. Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?

3. Why do banks leave vault doors open, and then chain the pens to the counter?

4. Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways, and put our useless junk in the garage?

5. EVER WONDER..Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin.

6. Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

7. Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’? ;

8. Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?

9. Why is it that doctors and attorneys call what they do ‘practice’?

10.Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

11.Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

12.Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

13.Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?

14.Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

15.Why do they steriize the needle for lethal injections?

16.You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff??

17.Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?

18. Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

19. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

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Like Lemmings

Posted on 19/01/2017 by Grumpa Joe

My how times have changed. I recall very vividly several snippets of President Obama’s discussions with Republican leader’s not long after he became president. One of them is very famous, and used almost daily,

“Elections have consequences, and at the end of the day, I won.” – President Obama to House Republican Whip Eric Cantor, January 23, 2009.

Another short snap back at John McCain in Obama’s faux panel on health care. McCain very calmly made a point about the new health care proposal. Obama’s reply was very arrogant and condescending. See the video.

It didn’t seem to bother any of the Progressive, Liberal, Democrats at that time that this attitude would come back to bite them in the ass, but the time is now.

Trump won, Hillary and Obama lost, get over it.

Instead, I read a rather stupid article posted by CNN broadcasting a message  that if Trump and Pence were assassinated Obama would retain office. If ever someone were sending a subliminal signal to do the job, this is it. I think CNN should have it’s license to broadcast cut, and CEO jailed for attempted assassination.

Although the CNN article serves to educate the public about a highly improbable what if scenario, it is my opinion that they have ulterior motives for doing so. Presidents have been assassinated in America too many times, and CNN is showing it’s lack of candor regarding this hit piece.

By next week, we will begin to appreciate President George W. Bush’s complete separation from the office after he left. I am sure that Obama will never leave the office no matter what miracles his successor’s  will accomplish. Until Obama reaches his goal to transform America into what we now know to be a Muslim-socialist country he will not sleep. Like a cancer, he will keep dividing cells to grow the socialist-tumor into vital organs until the body screams for death, and his minions will forever follow him like lemmings over the cliff into the sea.

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