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Progressive Math


1. Teaching Math In The 1950’s
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price.
What is his profit?

2. Teaching Math In The 1960’s
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80.
What is his profit?

3. Teaching Math In The 1970’s
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80.
Did he make a profit?

4. Teaching Math In The 1980’s
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: underline the number 20.

5. Teaching Math In 1990’s
A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands He does this so he can make a profit of $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers, and if you feel like crying, it’s ok..

6. Teaching Math In The 2000’s
Same question as number 5 but if you have special needs or just feel you need assistance because of race, color, religion, sex, age, childhood memories, criminal background, then don’t answer and the correct answer will be provided for you.

7. Teaching Math In 2017
Un hachero vende una carrtada de maderapara 100 pesos El costo de la producciones es 80 pesos. Cuanto dinero ha hecho?

PSA-180410-Inner Peace

Secrets to Inner Peace.
If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without alcohol,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,

Then You Are Probably the Family Dog
And you thought I was going to get all spiritual ….
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
If you can’t eat it or play with it,
Pee on it and walk away.

A Little Marital Levity

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Pharmacist to a customer:
“Sir, please understand, to buy an anti-depression pill you need a proper prescription.

 Simply showing your marriage certificate and wife’s picture is not enough.”

………

 

A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman “Which book has

helped you most in your life?”

The woman replied, “My husband’s cheque book!”

……..

 

A prospective husband in a book store “Do you have a book called,

“Husband: The Master of the House”?

Sales Girl: Certainly Sir, you’ll find it under ‘Fiction and Comics’ on the 1st floor!

………

 

Someone asked an old man: “Even after 70 years, you still call your

wife darling, honey, luv… What’s the secret?”

Old man: “I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her.”

……….

 

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I’d be in your hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper…so I could have a new

one every day!

……….

 

Husband to wife: Today is a fine day. Next day he says: Today is a

fine day. Again, the next day, he says the same thing: Today is a fine

day.

Finally, after a week, the wife can’t take it and asks her husband

“Since last week, you have been saying, ‘Today is a fine day’.

I am fed up. What’s the matter?”

Husband: “Last week when we had an argument, you said, ‘I will leave

you one fine day.’ I was just trying to make sure you remembered”

………..

 

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure

that either the car or the wife is new.

………..

 

What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant;

Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant;

Panic is when both are pregnant!

………

 

Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?

Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she had missed one, my mom fainted, dad

got a heart attack and our driver ran away!

……….

 

A young boy asks his Dad: “What is the difference between confident

and confidential?”

Dad says: “You are my son, I’m confident about that. Your friend over

there is also my son; that is confidential!”Time For Some Levity

We’Ve Come A Long Way, Or Have We?

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I Want To Live In Fooking

What a place! I want to live there.

A Little Creativity Behind the Barn

Never give a farmer a welder!!
When you live on a farm you learn to”make do” with whatever you find in the barn!! This is the exact & perfect example of why we save everything.
This car has been built with all of the “junk” laying out back in the pile, & under the work bench, & stuffed in the rafters.
All this guy needed was a little time on his hands.
Body of the car is a manure spreader….Milk can fuel tank

Check out the “gearing wheel”….What do you see? Dash is a two man saw blade is a cross cut saw —
Tractor hand brake – tachometer – 2 mirrors mounted on horse shoes – big truck signal switch
mounted on left – single wiper motor.

Cow milking apparatus on air cleaner – galvanized wash tub fan shroud –

Tractor wrench bracket for corn planter headlamp housing
Rear seats from toilet with stereo speakers below them – Newhome seat backs including an Oxen yoke!!
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The rear lamp frame built with saw blades & a chicken feeder box – manure spreader drive is still
intact – horse shoe door hinges
Tractor seats with pitchfork backs – seat belts – tractor compartment box behind driver seat – gear shift beside
hand brake – stereo & CD player on dash blade – the drive chains are still on the floor board. Also please note
that he put in seat belts – So is he street legal ?
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