I love all of them, but the last is my favorite.
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PSA-190705-Old Guy’s Stuff
Posted on 05/07/2019 by Grumpa Joe
A WISE MAN ONCE SAID NOTHING.
RESPECT YOUR ELDERS; THEY GRADUATED SCHOOL WITHOUT THE INTERNET.
WHY DO I HAVE TO PRESS “1” FOR ENGLISH? DID WE MOVE?
BEHIND EVERY ANGRY WOMAN STANDS A MAN WHO HAS ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT HE DID WRONG.
INSTEAD OF “SINGLE” AS A MARITAL STATUS I PREFER “INDEPENDENTLY OWNED AND OPERATED”.
PATIENCE: WHAT YOU HAVE WHEN THERE ARE TOO MANY WITNESSES.
LET’S STOP SENDING MONEY TO OTHER COUNTRIES AND LET THEM HATE US FOR FREE.
VEGETARIAN: ANCIENT TRIBAL NAME FOR THE VILLAGE IDIOT WHO CAN’T HUNT, FISH, OR LIGHT FIRES!
I LOOK AT PEOPLE AND SOMETIMES THINK….”REALLY? THAT’S THE SPERM THAT WON?”
IN MY DEFENCE I WAS LEFT UNSUPERVISED.
CAMPING: WHERE YOU SPEND A SMALL FORTUNE TO LIVE LIKE A HOMELESS PERSON.
IF MY BODY IS EVER FOUND ON A JOGGING TRAIL JUST KNOW THAT I WAS MURDERED SOMEWHERE ELSE AND DUMPED THERE.
MY DECISION-MAKING SKILLS CLOSELY RESEMBLE THOSE OF A SQUIRREL WHEN CROSSING THE ROAD….
SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER LEFT UNSAID. AND I USUALLY REALIZE IT RIGHT AFTER I SAY THEM.
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I Love Memes
Posted on 05/07/2019 by Grumpa Joe
PSA-180818-For the Fun Of It
Posted on 18/08/2018 by Grumpa Joe
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PSA-180815-REALLY?
Posted on 15/08/2018 by Grumpa Joe
For Winers Only
Posted on 20/04/2018 by Grumpa Joe
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We’Ve Come A Long Way, Or Have We?
Posted on 26/03/2018 by Grumpa Joe
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