Defund the DOJ & the Dept. of Education

School boards across our country seem to be in a tiff because parents are finally attending their meetings and questioning their policies and judgements. Americans are finally aroused to the point of caring what goes on. Traditionally, school board meetings are poorly attended, but the recent COVID-19 mask mandate for kids has struck a nerve. Mothers are upset, and the law of nature intuitively means a mother must strike out to protect her young. For example just see what happens when a hiker comes across a bear cub. Instinctively the mother bear will lash out to protect her cub. Many times the hiker becomes bear food. The same holds true for mothers at school board meetings. The problem I have with this is that the school board is made up of mothers and fathers from the same school that the complaining mothers are from. I don’t believe that when I run for the school board and am selected that I automatically begin to propose stupid policies like wearing masks during school. No, they are merely implementing US Government policy to protect the money they get from Uncle. School boards are not smart enough on their own to begin implementing federal policies, they are coached by School superintendents, and principals. God forbid a local school district would have the temerity to stand up to Uncle and go against his almighty word and be denied their federal due. That would mean the school administrators would have to do their job and learn to live within the means by cutting costs. What a novel idea that is.

Uncle is so upset with this backlash that he has ordered the Department of Justice to proclaim Mothers protecting their young to be Domestic Terrorists. I agree they are riled up to the point that they will terrorize the biggest, meanest, nastiest, Seal Team 6 on planet earth as is their God given instinct to do. All I can say is thank God that Merritt Garland, our current Attorney General, was not accepted as a Supreme Court Judge. Had he been seated our entire system of government would have become lopsided and ruled by stupid progressive democrats. As such he is now bowing to the dictates of Sleepy Uncle Joe in order to accelerate the demise of our nation. Instead he should be looking at who to prosecute for violating federal laws.

My current nominees for defunding are both the Department of Justice for even entertaining this notion of declaring angry mothers who protest at school board meetings as domestic terrorists. Evidently, democrats and progressives can’t take backlash to ideas that stink. Instead of realizing that they should revise their mandates they instead want to kill the messengers. They are as angry as they are because the almighty school boards would look down upon anything less, and dismiss the protestor as a weirdo. Wake up people this protest is no different than the original tea party was in Boston Harbor. They really mean what they say, and when they say they are coming for you they mean at the ballot box or in a recall, or maybe a peaceful picketing of your house.

My second nominee is the Department of Education for spreading the policy of Critical Race Theory in our schools. CRT is communism in a new dress, or lipstick on a pig. Moving our kids into this direction is moving the world backwards toward Joe Stalin. It is my opinion that the entire Department of Education should be disbanded and defunded forever. With stinking thinking like CRT they do not belong in our government. If I were in charge I would have the entire Biden administration lined up against a post in the Rose Garden and put out of their misery. If living in our country is so bad that they must preach division and racism setting us back a hundred years then they must only be miserable and we would be merciful to end it for them.

I am not a black person so I can’t understand what systemic racism means. Before I begin preaching that all black lives don’t matter I would benefit from an education by black people to define what the term systemic racism means and just how it affects them. All I currently know is that I have black friends whom I treat as I do myself, and I abhor blacks who think I owe them something and who will kill me for the fun of it. If that is systemic racism then I am guilty of it.

DEFUND the DOJ & the DOE

Root Cause(s)

In a world gone awry I have stopped feeding my mind with non-stop cable news and internet news. Too much of what I see in the headlines is geared at trying to convince me that “a” is wrong and “b” is right. None of what they say is fact. Even I could write news blurbs based on my own fanciful ideas. The term coined by President Trump to describe this phenomenon is “fake news.” What really bothers me is when a particular fake news bit is parroted by untold numbers of reporters across the spectrum of broadcasters. They don’t even try to change the words to make their own version a little bit spicier, they just repeat the printed word laid before them. I once read that the lowest paid newscaster earns $140,000.00 a year. That means these yokels are being paid astronomical sums of money for being able to read.

https://www.businessinsider.com/sinclair-broadcast-group-stations-by-state-list-2018-4

This morning I scanned the headlines of Breitbart as I always do before I begin my day. Scanning headlines is all I need and that is where I stop. Everyone is blaming President Biden for the retreat from Afghanistan fiasco. The poor bastard owns it but he is not the root cause of the problem. It took me a lot of months of training in quality control to finally begin to understand the concept of root cause, and here is my take on it. The root cause of our current Afghanistan retreat is not Biden, it is the American people who voted this sick bastard into place. It goes deeper than just our votes, it goes into all the mentally retarded politicians who campaigned against Trump. Like the Never-Trumpers, and the RINO’s, the news agency’s, and then to all the Democrats who lust for power and who allow their consciences to over rule any immoral corrupt method of voting irregularity to make a win happen.

President Biden should not be blamed for this fiasco but we should empathize with him and his feeble mind. The world knew he was a poor candidate, he has a record of over forty years of no accomplishment in the Senate to back him up, yet we the people decided we hated Trump more than we disliked Joe’s weak record. I think I have to recall my comment about Biden being sick, and to place the sickness on the twisted mentality of the voters who put him in place.

Over sixty million voters voted against Biden, but more than that voted for him. That puts those people into the column in favor of the sick political philosophy pf socialism. That is right, over half of the population is a bunch of lazy-ass, stupid jerks who prefer sitting on their fat-asses drinking beer and feeding themselves non-stop greasy chips while watching mindless entertainment on TV, as opposed to earning an honorable living.

In the past week I’ve had to do a lot of driving. Most time when I stop I find a grubby looking person walking the white line holding a crudely made cardboard sign appealing for help. My mind goes nuts with replay of all the hiring signs I saw along the way. Why isn’t this person spending his energy applying for a job?

Unfortunately, I do not have an answer for this American dilemma, except to brainwash our kids while in school about the virtues of capitalism and the evils of socialism. The problem is that the socialists are winning the war of children’s minds, as they did the minds of their parents a generation earlier. Maybe I am all wrong about what the root cause is, perhaps I should shift the blame to the educational system that feeds socialism into the minds of our kids.

President Obama’s goal to fundamentally change the country is becoming a reality even though he never really defined what that phrase meant.

I wonder if there is any possibility of winning this battle when it is like a cancer that has metastasized to every organ in the body and I am asking a lowly country doctor to cure the patient.

210811-Proof Reading?

Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn’t you say? 


Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter 


This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this.

It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.

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I just couldn’t help but send this along. Too funny. 
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says 
Really? Ya think?

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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers 
Now that’s taking things a bit far!

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over 
What a guy!

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Miners Refuse to Work after Death 
No-good-for-nothing’ lazy so-and-so’s! They must be UNION ! 
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant 
See if that works any better than a fair trial! 
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War Dims Hope for Peace 
I can see where it might have that effect! 
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If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
 
Ya think?! 
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures 
Who would have thought! 
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
 
They may be on to something! 
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges 
You mean there’s something stronger than duct tape? 
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge 
He probably IS the battery charge! 
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group 
Weren’t they fat enough?! 
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
 
Do they taste like chicken?
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
 
Chainsaw Massacre all over again! 
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
 
Boy, are they tall! 
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And the winner is… 

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
 

Did I read that right? 
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210811-Paraprosdokians

Paraprosdokians

Winston Churchill loved paraprosdokians – figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected.

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1. Where there’s a will, I want to be in it.

2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it’s still on my list.

3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

4. If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.

5. War does not determine who is right – only who is left.

6. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

7. They begin the evening news with ‘Good Evening,’ then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.

8. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

9. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out, I just wanted pay checks.

10. In filling out an application, where it says, ‘In case of emergency, notify:’ I put “DOCTOR.”

11. I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

12. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street…with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

13. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

14. A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.

15. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

16. Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

17. There’s a fine line between cuddling and…holding someone down so they can’t get away.

18. I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not so sure.

19. You’re never too old to learn something stupid.

20. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

21. Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.

22. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

23. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

24. I’m supposed to respect my elders, but now it’s getting harder and harder for me to find one.

Afternoon Drowsies

What is it about afternoons? There seems to be a switch in my brain that pops on everyday about this time. When it does, my eye lids get very very heavy, and my head tends to jerk back. What it takes to get through this period is mental activity or at least a short nap. If you happen to notice a long series of z’s in the middle of a sentence you will know what happened.

We spent a lovely afternoon with my youngest grand son on Saturday and then with my brother after ward. The grand son is 15 my brother will turn ninety in a couple of weeks. Lucky for me they were in the same state only fifteen minutes apart. All I can say for Michigan is that they are plagued with insects. My son runs a fly factory (he owns horses) and flies abound. My brother was on his summer estate which was the family farm long ago. Now, it is mostly trees, and wilderness. The mosquitoes fly around your head looking for a choice speckle of bare flesh to land on and drill for blood. They all wear a red cross on their backs. The backs of my ears are a mine field of tiny bore holes where they succeeded in sucking some of my delicious red stuff into their tanks.

I was happy to get home to Illinois to escape the high pitched buzzing pests only to learn that they had sent a message from Michigan that I was coming. Every mosquito in Illinois was waiting for me, and anxious to take their due.

I was prepared, however. Before I left int he morning, I snuck out to Home Depot and bought a mosquito fogger. Boy does that thing work. I dressed in long pants, and long sleeves donned a hat, gloves, and used my trusty dust mask from the shop. It was overkill, I’m sure, but I was going to battle and wanted all the battle gear I could muster.

After attaching the propane bottle, and filling the tank with poison, the smoke bomb fired up easily, and before I knew it I was walking around the yard in a white cloud of smoke. My wife came out of the house screaming at me to stay away from her garden. The instructions said to not spray if the wind was over 5 mph. When I began the air was dead still, but after this puppy began spewing smoke there came a breeze that sent smoke everywhere including her garden. I had visions of sleeping with the mosquitoes that night. Normally, the wind comes from the southeast across the yard into the wet-land behind us. For some unknown reason this time the breeze blew from the northwest and headed right for I.’s pickle factory. I. hates anything chemical getting into onto, or near her food and water supply. Shopping with her is a joy, because she has a hard time with English and prefers Lithuanian, Polish or Russian which she speaks, reads, and writes fluently. The trick is to find food stores or deli’s that handle foods from those countries. She reads the labels and trusts all European foods over anything American. Her most favorite vendor is an Amish farmer. It doesn’t matter what state he is from if he is Amish he is an organic farmer.

What is more amazing is how many food stores have popped up that are loaded with goods from Europe, Mid-East, South America, and Central America. We must have had a huge influx of immigrants from those places over the past twenty years and these stores cater to them. The last place we visited had several meat cases stocked with pig parts like, feet, snouts, ears, hocks, and even a whole half baby pig. Next to the pig was a half lamb, and next to that were a pile of skinned rabbits, and a rather large octopus. This place had many foods from Mediterranean countries. The bread aisle is amazing as you will not find brands like Wonder Bread or Silver Cup, but you will find various dark breads from the East European countries. There are also several units of shelves dedicated to honey. I guess bees from the homeland produce honey that has specific curative power for people from those orchards. The coffee aisle is also stocked with very dark coffees from everywhere but here. Next to that is the tea shelf and that one is complicated. Tea cures everything. Just ask a Chinese herbalist.

Another thing I have learned is that many drugs that we need prescriptions for are on the shelf at a European deli. A box of low grade blood pressure medication from Russia sits on a shelf next to Tylenol. Twenty pills from Russia costs about ten dollars, from a pharmacist the same twenty pills is a hundred dollars. No wonder I. avoids American medicine.

I can see that the years we spend together will enlighten me more than it will her. I only hope I am not converted to a new religion or cult.

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