Its a Matter of Perspective

Coat of Arms of Saudi Arabia

Coat of Arms of Saudi Arabia (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

WOW! A gallon of gas has reached six dollars in several states. Six dollar gas means that Obama has again succeeded in accomplishing a goal. His energy czar said that gas must go to six dollars a gallon in order for the Obama energy policy to work. What is the energy policy? Drive the price of gas up so high that Americans will rush to Government Motors to buy electric cars. I think they have under estimated what the price of gas will have to reach before we give up the liberty of driving a car whenever we want to where ever we want. We treat driving a car like owning a gun, with one exception. Driving isn’t protected by the Bill of Rights, whereas owning a gun is.

When I worked, I rode a bicycle to and from on three days a week during those months when enough daylight allowed me to do it safely. Before the bike, when gas was twenty cents a gallon, I drove an economy car that gave me thirty miles to a gallon. My friends criticized, and labeled me a fool. Conservatives do things like that, i.e. conserve. It was my choice to not use gasoline foolishly. Had the government made me ride a bike or buy an economy car, I would have purchased the biggest gas hog I could find and I would drive a longer route to work.

With the economy where it is, and folks really hurting, I can’t see why the president doesn’t open federal lands to drilling. It would have the effect of lowering gas prices immediately. Instead, we face rising prices to send more money to Mid-eastern countries that hate us and who use the cash to build mosques in the US. Of course Uncle will place the blame on the Evil Oil Empire and not the Saudis.

Either way, our people are suffering way too much. We take low paying jobs, but we can’t get to them because we can’t afford to fill the tank. Public transportation doesn’t exist outside the big city limits, and all the promises of six-dollar gas driving us toward more public transport is but a wet dream. Even if we had public transportation, I don’t believe we would use it. As a young man, I conducted an experiment with myself. I decided to test the public transportation system. I lived ten miles from my job; the one I rode my bike to.  I caught the very first run of a suburban bus within four blocks of my home at 5:30 a.m. and rode it North (even though my job was South) to a transfer point.  The first transfer took me West to a second transfer point where I finally caught a bus from another company to head South. The bus ride ended too soon, and I transferred a third time to continue. Eventually, after riding on four buses, I alighted and walked the last mile. I arrived at work at 9:30 a.m. My start time was eight o’clock. I succeeded with my experiment, I did make it to my job on public transportation. A friend offered me a ride home which I accepted.

We need an energy policy with teeth. I mean it must be real, not a myth or a politician’s great idea to move backwards in time. If we truly become independent of foreign oil, and let the free market work, we can have a lower cost ride to our employment.

This video exposes the two-faced arguments made by our leader. He makes one argument to get elected, and another to stay elected. I particularly enjoyed the attitude, and the smirky smiles when he addresses a member of the audience who said he drives an SUV because he has ten kids.

I Love Learning New Words

An increase in energy level from E 1 to E 2 re...

An increase in energy level from E 1 to E 2 resulting from absorption of a photon represented by the red squiggly arrow, and whose energy = h (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Low energy is one of the symptoms of low-T. My T must be very low because my energy level is near zero. Sometimes, when I get this way I take a walk to get the blood moving. Three miles is what I stepped off this afternoon, but it drained me further. I’ll rehydrate to see if that works. Even typing drains me. I came across a new word in an e-mail from a friend. It says it all.

Word of the Day

Will We Keep Cleaning Up the Poop?

A couple of years ago, I received an inspiration to write an essay about my experience with gardening and conservatism. I called it “How the Garden Has Taught Me Conservatism.” I struggled with the concept that I envisioned. The piece turned out fair. Below is a piece from an e-mail that tells the same idea but with humor and precision. The story comes from Maxine, a famous cartoon character who is known for her outspoken manner. She calls a spade, a spade. Maxine did it again in this piece called “Its Time to Take Down the Bird Feeder.”

editor’s note: 2 October 2013. According to Snopes, this is not attributed to Maxine in any way. Although GrumpaJoesPlace does not knowingly post erroneous stuff like attributing Maxine to  “Its Time to Take Down the Bird Feeder,” this error fell between the cracks. Grumpa  Joe nonetheless finds the piece hilarious and has left it intact with an apology for posting something that is not correct.

Maxine Speaks

I bought a bird feeder. I hung  It on my back porch and filled it with seed. What a beauty of a bird feeder it was, as I filled it, lovingly with seed. Within a week we  had hundreds of  birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table,And next to the barbecue.  Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table … everywhere! Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night, and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food. After a while, I couldn’t even sit on my own back porch anymore. So I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio. Soon, the back yard was like it used to be ….. Quiet, serene…. and no one demanding their rights to a free meal. 

Now let’s see, our government gives out free food, subsidized housing, free medical care and free education, and allows anyone born here to be an automatic citizen. Then the illegal’s came by the tens of thousands. Suddenly Our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments are housing 5 families; you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor; your child’s second grade class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn’t speak English. Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to ‘press one ‘ to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than ‘Old Glory’ are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties.

Just my opinion, but maybe it’s time for the government to take down the bird feeder. 

If you agree, pass it on; if not, just continue cleaning up the poop.

There Are Too Many Kooks in America

It is hard to believe that America has so many crack pots like the one in this video. Two years ago, I said we are headed for a civil war; now, I am certain. The only thing we don’t know is when it will begin. The Union of States will most likely divide once again. If it does, I will not support fighting to keep it intact. Instead I propose a new social experiment. The details are explained in the piece below. I want to be on the side with the brother who wrote the essay.

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The Voters Divorce Agreement

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, regressive, Marxists, and Obama supporters, et al:

We have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.

Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let’s just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is a model separation agreement:

1. Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass, each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy. Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides had such distinct and disparate tastes.

2. We don’t like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them.

3. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.

4. Since you hate guns and war, we’ll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.

5. We’ll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with wind, solar, and bio-diesel.

6. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, and Rosie O’Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.

7. We’ll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street.

8. You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless homeboys, hippies, druggies, and illegal aliens.

9. We’ll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO’s and Rednecks.

10. We’ll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood ..

11. You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we’ll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.

12. You can have the peace-niks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we’ll help provide them security.

13. We’ll keep our Judeo-Christian values.

14. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness, and Shirley McLain. You can also have the U.N., but we will no longer be paying the bill.

15. We’ll keep the SUV’s, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.

16. You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors..

17. We’ll continue to believe healthcare is an earned luxury and not a right.

18. We’ll keep “The Battle Hymn of the Republic” and “The National Anthem.”

19. I’m sure you’ll be happy to substitute “Imagine”, “I’d Like to Teach the World to Sing”, “Kum Ba Ya,” or “We Are the World”.

20. We’ll practice trickledown economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.

21. Since it often so offends you, we’ll keep our history, our name and our constitution and our flag.

22. Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I’ll bet you answer which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely,

John J. Wall

Law Student and an American

P.S.: Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Sheen, Barbara Streisand, and Jane Fonda with you.

P.S.S..: And you won’t have to “Press 1 for English” when you call our country.

Forward this every time you get it! Let’s keep this going; maybe some of it will start sinking in!

**If you can’t stand behind our Military, please feel free to stand in front of it.

It is Funny Folks, Laugh

Depressed Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , “Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land.” Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, “Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land.” Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land! I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc …. I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck…… Folks, we’re screwed.

Thanks Ray, I had a good laugh.