PSA-170302-Travel Alert

Posted on 02/03/2017 by Grumpa Joe

This is a very eye opening demonstration of Muslims peacefully practicing their religion in Paris. I wonder why this wasn’t on the evening news.

As I do most times, I checked this out to determine why I hadn’t seen it on the news. I found an interesting SNOPES article declaring the video false. Read it for yourself and decide if SNOPES is sweeping this video under the rug.

http://www.snopes.com/paris-muslim-siege-false/

The government did not declare war, nor did the media, nor did anyone except the producer of this video. Does it look like a war? Yes. Does it look like Muslims? Yes, Did a cop get shot in the belly? Yes. Did the rioters build a barricade? Yes. Did the barricade prevent the ambulance from getting to the cop? Yes. Did the rioters set fire to vehicles and buildings? Yes.

Unless the cop got shot by friendly fire I’d have to say that both sides were shooting. The cops were shooting water cannons and tear gas, the bad guys were shooting bullets.

If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it isn’t a duck when SNOPES examines the facts.

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PSA-170302-Very Important Stuff

Posted on 02/03/2017 by Grumpa Joe

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Cute, and Funny

Posted on 02/03/2017 by Grumpa Joe

Only a farm kid would see it this way!
When you’re from the farm, your perception is a little bit different.
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A farmer drove to a neighbor’s farmhouse and knocked at the door.

A boy, about 9, opened the door. “Is your dad or mum home?” said the farmer.

“No, they went to town.”

“How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?”

“No, he went with Mom and Dad.”

The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, mumbling
to himself, when the young boy says, “I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow
one, or I can give Dad a message.”

“Well,” said the farmer uncomfortably. “No, I really want to talk to your Dad, about
your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant”.

The boy thought for a moment, then says, “You’ll have to talk to my Dad about that.
I know he charges $500 for the bulls and $150 for the pigs, but I have no idea how much
he charges for Howard.”

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True Confession

Posted on 01/03/2017 by Grumpa Joe

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Elderly Italian Man

An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of
Rimini,Italy, went to the local church for confession. When the priest
slid open the door to the confessional, the man said: ..
“Father forgive me for I have sinned. During World War II, a
beautiful Jewish woman from our neighborhood knocked urgently
on my door and asked me to hide her from the Nazis. So I hid her
in my attic.

The priest replied: “That was a wonderful thing you did, and you
have no need to confess that.”

“There is more to tell, Father… She started to repay me with
sexual favors. This happened several times a week, and
sometimes twice on Sundays

The priest said, “That was a long time ago and by doing what you
did, you placed the two of you in great danger, but two people
under those circumstances can easily succumb to the weakness of
the flesh. However, if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven.”

“Thank you, Father. That’s a great load off my mind. I do have
one more question.”

“And what is that?” asked the priest.

” Should I tell her the war is over?

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Am I Normal?

Posted on 01/03/2017 by Grumpa Joe

I’m Not Eighty Yet

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I used to think I was just a regular guy, but . . . I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist.

I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today’s standards, makes me a fascist.

I am heterosexual, which according to gay folks, now makes me a homophobic.

I am non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business.

I am Jewish married to a Christian which now makes me a double infidel.

I believe in the 2nd Amendment, which now makes me a member of the vast gun lobby.

I am older than 70, which makes me a useless old man.

I think and I reason, therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which must make me a reactionary.

I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, which makes me a xenophobe.

I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.

I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual’s merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.

I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland for and by all citizens, which now makes me a militant.

Recently, a sick old woman called me and my friends a “basket of deplorables”.

Please help me come to terms with the new me . . because I’m just not sure who I am anymore!

I would like to thank all my friends for sticking with me through these abrupt, new found changes in my life and my thinking!

I just can’t imagine or understand what’s happened to me so quickly!

Funny . . it’s all just taken place over the last 7 or 8 years! As if all this crap wasn’t enough to deal with. I’m now afraid to go into either restroom!

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