Headlines To Laugh At

Since I am a generous and fair man I cannot place too much acrimony on fake news. I will only suggest that we are looking at fake news incorrectly. Newspapers have always been a source of a good laugh. We must take all fake news stories for what they are, mis-guided jokes. Shown below are a few examples of what I am speaking. Thank you Rich for sending this collection of beauties.

To all journalism students and to all journalists working for news please take note of the type of entertainment you create in the name of reporting facts.

Why we must not let newspapers die ….

 

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Ya Think?

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Sorry I missed it…

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N.S.S.

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No comment

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“Boy’s School Votes to Consolidate”

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“Spin” to help distance themselves from their sponsorship?

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Statistics be damned! I don’t believe it!

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What? Where?

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That’s what I would’ve called it!

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A record unlikely to be broken.

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I am speechless!

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I guess the head bone was attached to the leg bone after that happened.

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I think they may be onto something!

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Proof once again that politicians can’t relate to the real world…

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Somebody got paid to conduct this study?

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This actually makes sense – if you think about it.

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The judge apparently has a list of lawyers he doesn’t like.

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It must have been a concert “for teachers only”?

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Doctors are expensive – it must be a last-ditch effort.

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On advice from his attorney.

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Dilbert’s pointy-haired boss came up with this one!

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Can’t really blame ’em for protesting, but they could’ve sent those unruly kids somewhere else, surely!

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A lesson we learned from Karen Carpenter…

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I bet you couldn’t wipe the smile off this copywriter’s face!

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I suppose the school for the blind might have benefitted from this broadcast?

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They could advise those city officials about why the sewer smells so bad…

And finally…

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Impeach, Impeach, Impeach

This morning I didn’t get past one article on Breitbart before my political juices began to gush. The whole flap over Jeff sessions recusing himself from any investigation involving Russians and Republicans over a failed Democrat election is non sense. I think they would want Sessions to recuse himself from any investigation of Obama’s twenty-two meetings with the Russian ambassador as a more appropriate a smoke screen than the one they have energized. I give the Dems credit, lose big, then have the balls big enough to blame the loss on anybody but themselves. I have not heard mention of Darth Vader interfering with Hillary’s big flop. Of course we can liken Russia to Darth Vader since they are both evil forces.

What scares me more than Sessions conceding to recuse himself is the rumor that Obama is behind a coup to take down the government. Here’s one for you Obama, how about you take a long vacation to Afghanistan, and straighten out their political system. You are the perfect fit for the job; Muslim, Socialist, Divider, Instigator, and loaded with political rhetoric to impress the Taliban. They would love to have you buddy.

Impeach, impeach, impeach it is all I hear from the Dems from before Trump’s  inauguration. If ever there was a case to Impeach anyone it was Obama, but my small-ball fearful Republican RINO’s were so afraid of being called racist they were more afraid of using the word impeach than Obama was with using the phrase Radical Islamic Terrorist.

Trump has his work cut out for him. Not only does he have the entire Democrat Party against him, but he also has RINO’s wanting his hide, along with an ex-president who is linked to the devil himself in the name of George Soros to take the government down. Fortunately, the entire country of deplorables is standing firm behind the President efforts to drain the swamp.

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and then there are the rest of us.

DEPLORABLE, adjective; deserving strong condemnation, shockingly bad in Quality

 

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