What Not To Wear When Over 50

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Many of us over 50 . . . WAY over 50 . . . are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We’re unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions. And for those of you receiving this who are nowhere near 50 yet, keep reading anyway . . . you’ll be there.

Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals

2. Spiked hair and bald spots

3. A pierced tongue and dentures

4. Miniskirts and support hose

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

6. Speedos and cellulite

7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist

11. Bikinis and liver spots

12. Short shorts and varicose veins

13. In-line skates and a walker

And the ultimate ‘Bad Taste’ in fashion:

14. A thong and Depends
Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop.

Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we’re here we might as well dance!!!!

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Which Tulip Would You Like To Tip Toe Through?

This year I have not reported on my Intarsia project. Much like I did in past years, I spent a couple of months making Intarsia with one big difference, this year it was mainly for me. The subject I chose is simple, a stylized tulip flower. As simple as it seemed at first, I had difficulty matching parts. Before I finished, I had made five of the same design, and I had just as much trouble matching the fifth as I did the first. Clearly I am doing something wrong.

One huge benefit came from the Christmas present I bought for myself i.e. a Dewalt scroll saw. The saw is not my problem. I studied Youtube videos of Intarsia Masters giving advice on how to cut and match pieces in order to improve my technique. I used many of the suggestions from the videos, but still had trouble.

I switched to experimenting with scroll saw blades to improve. Also, not the problem. I began making cuts at an angle so the lines would have less wood in contact, things improved, but not to my total satisfaction.  At the end, I was pleased with the final result, but not pleased with my progress as an Intarsia artist.

You tell me in the poll below which flower you like the best.

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Take the poll and vote for a favorite in the comment section

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Stupid Is As Stupid Votes

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After watching an evening of political opinion news programs I find myself laughing out loud. Every day someone presents another revolutionary expose that will bring  Madam Hillary down. After watching Obama win two terms when he should have never gone beyond the Illinois senate I have come to  the conclusion that the people who vote for people like Obama and Hillary don’t give a toot about a candidate’s facts, ethics, principal, their ability to lead, to think, or their respect for the United States Constitution.

My guess at this point is that Hillary will not only take the Democrat nomination but will beat the best qualified Republican ever to walk the face of the earth. She will do this not because she has a thimble full of ability to lead the country, but because she will appeal to the Cro-magnon instinct in the people who will vote for her because the idea of being ruled by a Queen appeals to them.

Hillary should have left Washington when her husband degraded her with his sexual escapades in the oval office. Instead she sold out for the prospect of becoming Queen which only reveals her true self.

Many new books will come out in the next fifteen months that will attempt to knock Madam Hillary off the Democrat pedestal, and many authors will make a fortune, but none of them will help take her down. Why? The people of America are too damn stupid to care.

There is an APP for That

Best product ever invented. I want one for when I get buzzed by a car while riding my bike.

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I have taken down the original post because I regretted writing it. Revealing my emotions on a public site is something i vowed I would never do, and I broke that promise to myself.

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