What Not To Wear When Over 50

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Many of us over 50 . . . WAY over 50 . . . are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We’re unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions. And for those of you receiving this who are nowhere near 50 yet, keep reading anyway . . . you’ll be there.

Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals

2. Spiked hair and bald spots

3. A pierced tongue and dentures

4. Miniskirts and support hose

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

6. Speedos and cellulite

7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist

11. Bikinis and liver spots

12. Short shorts and varicose veins

13. In-line skates and a walker

And the ultimate ‘Bad Taste’ in fashion:

14. A thong and Depends
Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop.

Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we’re here we might as well dance!!!!

Have a nice day!What

4 Responses

  1. Creates a picture perfect image. BTW, having just qualified, it is a timely reminder for me. Thanks!

    • Don’t go overboard.

  2. 🙂 this was the best laugh ever !
    I read it last night but me and mom were laughing so hard I clicked off the computer accidentally and decided not to turn it back on…
    besides I went to bed laughing
    Thank you it is a great post!
    Take Care…You Matter …
    )0(
    maryrose

  3. You need to be over 60 to qualify!

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