A Free Peek

Cut-up and stored Boeing B-52s, 309th Aerospac...

Cut-up and stored Boeing B-52s, 309th Aerospace Maintenance and Regeneration Group in Arizona (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

The U.S. Air Force has finally revealed a closely held secret, the Stealth Fighter.  One of the earliest models of the stealth plane is retired to Davis-Monthan Air Base in Tucson, Arizona. It is on display for visitors to the Pima Air and Space Museum to see on tour. Grumpa Joe’s Place is proudly giving you a look at this remarkable aircraft for nada. Enjoy!

A side note on Davis-Monthan air base. This storage facility for surplus aircraft is the only department in our federal government that actually makes money. They sell spare parts by disassembling used aircraft. The parts are used by our own air force and many others throughout the world. An income of over four billion dollars a year is realized from sales to foreign governments.

image001Notice the swept back wings and the mosquito-like appearance. This plane easily avoids detection by radar and the naked eye too. This plane, by the way, is the only transparency in the Obama administration.

The Secret Is To Stay Positive

Pete Souza, Official White House Photographer

Pete Souza, Official White House Photographer (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

 

This true story is from my yarn telling, bike ridin’ buddy Lou who now lives, and fraternizes with the group in this story.

 

 

 

President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang.”Hello, President Obama” a heavily accented southern voice said. “This is Jimmy Boy, down here at Bump’s Catfish Shack, in Vicksburg , and I am callin’ to tell ya’ll that we are officially declaring war on y’all!”

 

“Well Jimmy Boy,” Barack replied, “This is indeed important news! How big is your army?”

 

“Right now,” said Jimmy Boy, after a moments calculation “there is myself, my cousin Tom, my next-door-neighbor, and brother Gerald, and the whole dart team from JD’s Bait Shop. That makes eight or maybe nine depending if Bump can close the store.”

 

Barack paused. “I must tell you Jimmy Boy that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command.”

 

“Wow,” said Jimmy Boy. “I’ll have to call ya back!”

 

Sure enough, the next day, Jimmy Boy called again. “Mr. Obama, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!”

 

“And what equipment would that be Jimmy Boy?” Barack asked.

 

“Well sir, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and my brother Mike’s farm tractor.”

 

President Obama sighed. “I must tell you Jimmy Boy, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also I’ve increased my army to one and a half million since we last spoke.”

 

“Lord above”, said Jimmy Boy, “I’ll be getting back to ya.”

 

Sure enough, Jimmy Boy called again the next day. “President Obama! I am sorry to have to tell you that we have had to call off this here war.”

 

“I’m sorry to hear that” said Barack. “Why the sudden change of heart?”

 

Well, sir,” said Jimmy Boy, “we’ve all sat ourselves down and had a long chat over sweet tea, catfish, greens, and pie, and come to realize that there’s just no way we can feed that many prisoners.”

 

SOUTHERN CONFIDENCE CANNOT BE SHAKEN

 

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