Mr. Scam Man

Cousin Rick

Cousin Rick (Photo credit: D.Clow – Maryland)

From Cousin Rick in Tennessee, another entertaining parody.

Certainly the output of Extra Big Government (EBG) intended to employ 2.5 people at a cost of 2.5 billion dollars.

A Parody of Clement Clarke Moore

God Bless America

God Bless America (Photo credit: ClaraDon)

On the lighter side, but never letting an opportunity go to waste. This contribution came from Cousin Sharon in California.

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Season’s Greetings
T’was the night before elections,
And all thru’ the town,
Tempers were flaring
Emotions ran up and down.
I, in my bathrobe
With a cat in my lap,
Had  shut off the TV,
tired of political crap.When all of a sudden,
There arose such a  noise,
I peered out my window,
Saw Obama and his boys
They had come for my wallet,
They wanted my pay
To hand out to others
Who had not worked a day!He snatched up my money,
And quick as a wink,
Jumped back on his bandwagon
As I gagged from the stink.

He then rallied his henchmen
Who were pulling his cart.
I could tell they were out
To tear my country apart!

‘On Fannie, on Freddie,
On Biden and Ayers!
On Acorn, on Pelosi’
He screamed at the pairs!

They took off for his cause,
And as they flew out of sight,
I heard him laugh at a nation
Who wouldn’t stand up and fight!

So I leave you to think on this one final  note…
IF YOU DON’T WANT SOCIALISM
GET OUT AND VOTE !!!! 
GOD BLESS AMERICA, OUR ONLY HOPE….. WAVE OUR FLAG HIGH!!!

Mr. President Open Your Life

How about it? When will we know anything about your life besides the fairy tale you have told us in your book?

Why not deflect the message of the campaign from your dismal record or your successful record depending upon which viewpoint one takes to the real issues of life. Where were you born? Where are your college records? Why did you give up your law license? Who were your girlfriends? What kind of car did you drive? Who paid for your expensive tuition at Punahow? Who paid for your trip to Kenya during college? Which passport did you use to travel to Africa? Why did you change your name from Soetero to Obama? When did you change your name to Obama? Who did you work for as a Community Organizer? Who paid your tuition at Occidental and Columbia College? Why do you hate your mother so much?