Wabbit War Press Release
Grumpa Joe has had the barrier area under tight surveillance for the past forty-eight hours. The enemy has retreated, or has changed tactics. Osama de Wabbit has gone underground. Most likely, he is hiding in a cave of foliage somewhere in the area. Meanwhile, the Alliance has strengthened (Grandma Peggy and Osama de Wabbit) with the addition of mosquitoes, and stripped ground squirrels.
On several forays to improve the barrier in the evening hours, Grumpa Joe has encountered heavy concentrations of buzzing mosquito kamikaze fighters. He retreated in order to minimize bloodshed.
Grumpa Joe has not sighted Wabbit during daylight hours prompting him to believe Wabbit is now attacking under cover of darkness.
The barrier remains breached, and damage to prized horticultural specimens continues to occur.
Grumpa Joe is forming a commission of Master Gardening experts from universities throughout the Big Ten to investigate the problem.
The lure of Grandma Peggy’s Free Seed for Birds Program has caused an Illegal Alien invasion. Wabbits, young and old are coming to assist Osama de Wabbit eat free. The FSBP is stressed by the additional burdens placed on it. The rate of consumption has doubled since the beginning of June, and is burdening the resident taxpayer. Additionally, two robins died after slamming into the picture window during aerial pursuit. Grumpa Joe sadly gave them appropriate “Aerial Burials.”
Grumpa Joe must secure the barrier before the garden becomes bankrupt of colorful floral displays and natural food sources for birds.
Filed under: Birds, Cartoons, family, Garden, Gardening, Pond, Satire, Writer | Tagged: Alliance, Big Ten, illegal aliens, Kamikaze, Master Gardener, Mosquitoes, Osama, Tax Payer |
nice post. thanks.
Joe, I could send Tinker over for a week or Chili. They would kill your grass with their p- – and p- – -, but no more rabbits. Pick your poison.
The Wabbits will win, your a sick man!