Mojave Caper

     This story begins after World War I, in 1934.  Many men from America fought in that war to save Europe from a dictator. Many of them never came home.  The ones that survived wanted to honor their fallen friends. One of them, a WWI Army medic has maintained a memorial shrine in the Mojave for fifty years. The VFW took over after John Riley Bembrey could no longer do the job. 

    The memorial is a cross atop a hill in the middle of God’s majestic and beautiful desert filled with Joshua trees, cactus, and rocky, sandy desolation. They chose the spot because those who went there, to honor the dead, could commune with nature, God, and possibly to speak to a fallen comrade.

     Not many people knew of or heard of this monument until recently when the cross became news. One of our fellow Americans saw the cross, and decided it upset his sensitive psyche. The man, a former National Park Service employee, filed a suit in federal court claiming that the cross was a violation of separation of church and state because it was on federal land, and it upset his sensitive psyche. The court ruled in his favor and covered the cross with plywood to appease him.

     The matter did not end with the plywood.  The ruling was appealed and brought before the Supreme Court. The Court ruled that the cross could stand because it is a symbol for fallen soldiers. Not to mention the bag of worms the court would open. Think of the thousands of crosses in military cemeteries all around the world. The government would have to remove them because we upset one person’s sensitivities.

Within two weeks of the Supreme Court ruling, the cross standing on a hill in the Mojave, disappeared. Who could have taken it? I have some leads for the FBI to follow. Here they are:

  1. the chicken shit employee who started the protest. Not a chance, the guy doesn’t have the balls to perform such an act.
  2. the ACLU. This is a better option. This decision is a loss for them. They would sooner defend a person’s right to atheism than the rights of those who fought and died for that right.  They also have the money to hire thugs who know what a hacksaw is. They themselves would never consider getting their lily white hands dirty outside of court.
  3. Obama. He is a prime suspect because he has claimed that America is not a Christian Nation. The Supreme Court ruling has discredited that claim by giving fallen soldiers an association with the symbol for Christianity. Since the Muslims deny the holocaust, it would not be surprising that they also deny the existence of the hundreds of thousands of crosses in military cemeteries proclaiming Christianity as a valid belief. He also has the resources to make it happen.
  4. the VFW. They may be taking the cross to more secure ground than federally owned land.
  5. lightning. A huge bolt of energy from heaven struck the cross and vaporized it. Surely, a sign that God is unhappy with America and the direction of “Change” we are taking.

     You can add many more possibilities to this list, but they will not bring the cross back. Nor, will another stupid reason bring honor back to the foolish destruction of a symbol honoring our military.

Pope Nancy I

How far will she go to advance her ultra-liberal agenda? It is my opinion that she will try to buy off the pope so she can speak infallibly to Catholics. Here are some of the things she would want Catholics to believe without challenge:

  1. Speaking to Catholic bishops and priests,  ” Some (who) oppose immigration reform are sitting in those pews, and you have to tell them that this is a manifestation of our living the gospels…”
  2. Curing drug addicts is cheaper than enforcing illegal immigration.
  3. Denying illegal immigrants the rights of US citizens is un-American.
  4. Abortion on demand is a woman’s right to choose.
  5. Tea Party people are racist.
  6. Gay marriage is the same as heterosexual marriage.
  7. The government will save billions on universal Obamacare.

I thank the Lord that the Catholic Church is smart enough to keep Nancy out of Rome. I wish the people of California were smart enough to keep her out of Washington.

O’s Arizona Solution

It will start with a minor shift to move the border north of  Tucson and Phoenix, and give them back to Mexico. At the rate Obama is going with his immigration policy, the final result will be a border shift all the way to Canada. The United States of America will be a line on the map. Without a secure border, do we have a country?

 A week ago, I saw a news flash on Mother’s Day with two mothers pleading to Iran to let their kids out of jail. It seems their asshole children were hiking in Iraq along the Iranian border just for fun. Evidently, they wandered across the Iranian border. Gee, all of a sudden they became illegal aliens. As much as I hate Iran I commend them for keeping their border secure.

If we did the same along the Mexican border, perhaps Obama wouldn’t have to strain himself tugging the border northward.

A Big Fat Lie

MSNBC’s Tamron Hall recently intimated that the Pinal County Deputy Sheriff faked his own shooting to bring attention to the problem of illegal aliens invading Arizona. How dumb can one woman be? She knows better. Who in their right mind would allow themselves to be shot for a cause? Perhaps she would.

Here is the lie. It is my contention that the Obama administration blew up the oilrig in the Gulf of Mexico. Why? To give Obama an honorable way to back out of his decision to open off- shore drilling.

I believe my lie is more plausible than Ms Hall’s is. The resources to commit such an act are certainly within the scope of the government.  The military has many specially trained units that would relish the duty to pull off such a stunt. Once ordered to do so, they would not falter. I do not think anyone will believe me. I just want to make a point about how stupid the liberal press has become in support of the president. Accidents happen, and the oilrig is one of them. Mexicans, Muslims, and Central Americans are invading the U.S.A. by walking across the border from Mexico. The invasion is real too. Recently, Secretary of Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano bragged about how border patrol measures put into place has cut the flow of illegal aliens to a mere one hundred thousand per year, down from two hundred thousand. Great results, right? Or, is she lying too?

I recently took a driving trip. During the hours on the road, one question kept running through my mind. What would happen to us if every car in the USA ran out of gas at the same time? The earth would literally stand still. We need to drill, we need to keep the mid-east in our pockets, we need Anwar, Baaken, and every source of oil we can muster to keep up with our style of living. We also need to drill off-shore even if it means we occasionally have an accident to deal with.

The experience gained from this spill will serve to make offshore oil drilling  more reliable and safe.

Dhimmitude

My Flag Flies Everyday

Dear Senators Durbin and Burris:

I recently read an article about the new universal healthcare bill and need your help. Is the following statement true?

“Muslims are specifically exempted from the government mandate to purchase insurance, and also from the penalty tax for being uninsured.”

A simple yes or no answer will suffice.

Respectfully,

Grumpa Joe