Some ACA Funnies

Posted on 18/11/2013 by Grumpa Joe

In the interest of having some fun, I post these racist, derogatory, demeaning, hilarious memes and anecdote.

1. Dental Care

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WARNING: After a recent wave of identify thefts, the FBI estimates there are over 500 fake Obamacare websites set up for the sole purpose of stealing your personal information. So protect yourself and remember: the real one is the one that doesn’t work.

3. End of Life Care

SOMEONE IS PAYING ATTENTION
IN NASCAR COUNTRY

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4. Healthcare.gov management team

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Today’s Lesson

Posted on 15/11/2013 by Grumpa Joe

Colonel Lou, retired Air Force sent me this. As always Lou is spot on. I have seen this many times but I love it so I want the world to see it. It is fine example of how big government logic works.

Irony

Two Statements that speak volumes:
Irony 1 “We are told NOT to judge ALL Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics.”BUT on the other hand…….

“We are also encouraged TO judge ALL Gun Owners by the actions of a few lunatics.”

How is that supposed to work…..??????

Irony 2.The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, is proud to be distributing this year the greatest amount of free Meals and Food Stamps ever, to 47 million people as of the most recent figures available in 2013.

Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Department of the Interior, asks us “Please Do Not Feed the Animals.”Their stated reason for the policy is because “The animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves.”


Thus Ends Today’s Lesson On Irony

Maybe the National Park service should run the country and treat us all as animals, after all we are mammals.

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They Gave Him Everything

Posted on 15/11/2013 by Grumpa Joe

This video expresses my sentiments completely, but liberals will label me racist again if I voice it as eloquently as the Reverend Phillip Manning.

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Irish Diet

Posted on 14/11/2013 by Grumpa Joe

Grumpa Joe is in need of some serious weight loss so he fell for this diet, hook-line-and sinker.

My Weight Loss Coach

My Weight Loss Coach (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. 

“I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, then eat regularly again for 2 days then skip a day …
And repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.”

When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 lbs.! 

“That’s amazing!” the doctor said, “Did you follow my instructions?”

The Irishman nodded…

“I’ll tell you though, be all the saints, I tot I were going to drop down dead on dat turd day.” 
 
“You mean from the hunger?” asked the doctor. 

“No, from the bloody skipping!” 

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A Lesson For Schools

Posted on 11/11/2013 by Grumpa Joe

I believe every school in America can learn from this exercise. If all of them taught real American history, and the effort America expended on making the world a safer place by sending our citizen troops to fight wars for valid reasons our kids would be better off. Some schools do teach what veterans did for us. My grandson attends such a school. His father sent me this e-mail and the photos.

Hey Dad,
 I took Dan to swim practice tonight.  This week he’s swimming outside.  The pool he’s at is right across the street from his school.  A couple of weeks ago, he was working on a project for Veterans Day.  IT was called a “Veterans Postcard”.  He had to interview a vet and make a visual post card with the name of the vet, branch severed, etc.  He then told me that they laminate all of them, and put them up at school.  To my surprise, as I was walking the paths around the pool past Dan’s school, I saw an image that was quite overwhelming.  They hung all of these “postcards” right in front of the school.  Two thousand kids go to that school, and they all made them.  They strung them on lines from post to post.  When I got there, it was still light outside.  BY the time I found Danny’s postcard it was already dark.  Here are some pics…I may go back tomorrow during the day to get this amazing tribute to our vets captured on film during the day.

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Rows and rows…I think I counted 7 or 8 rows of postcards

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Dan’s post card:

 

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