No Luck At All

Posted on 09/11/2013 by Grumpa Joe

This is my new neighbor…

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She’s single…

She lives right across the road.

I can see her place from my yard.

I watched as she got home from work this evening.

I was surprised when she walked across the
Street and up my driveway and
Knocked on my door.

I rushed to open it, she looks at me and says,
“I just got home, and I am so horny! I have
This strong urge to have a good
Time, get drunk, and make love all night long!
Are you busy tonight?”

I quickly replied, “Nope, I’m Free,
and I have no plans at all!”

She said, “Great! Could you

watch my dog?”


Being a senior citizen really sucks!

 

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Post Turtle

Posted on 01/12/2008 by Grumpa Joe

Post Turtle

Post Turtle

 

I just couldn’t resist this. A freind of mine sent me this anecdote by e-mail. I know it’s been around a few times, but I laugh at it every time I get it.

While cutting the hair of a 75 year old rancher, the barber struck up a
conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his
elected status to be our president.

The old rancher said, ‘Well, ya know, Obama is a ‘Post Turtle”.

Not being familiar with the term, the barber asked him what a ‘post
turtle’ was.

The old rancher said, ‘When you’re driving down a country road and you
come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s a ‘post
turtle’.

The old rancher continued to explain. ‘You know he didn’t get up there
by himself, he doesn’t belong up there, and he doesn’t know what to do
while he’s up there! You just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there
to begin with’.

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