No Luck At All

This is my new neighbor…


She’s single…

She lives right across the road.

I can see her place from my yard.

I watched as she got home from work this evening.

I was surprised when she walked across the
Street and up my driveway and
Knocked on my door.

I rushed to open it, she looks at me and says,
“I just got home, and I am so horny! I have
This strong urge to have a good
Time, get drunk, and make love all night long!
Are you busy tonight?”

I quickly replied, “Nope, I’m Free,
and I have no plans at all!”

She said, “Great! Could you

watch my dog?”

Being a senior citizen really sucks!


5 Responses

  1. What did you say your address was??

    • I am sure you would have better luck than a request to watch the dog.

  2. now thats funny….!

    • Not if you are the excited old man.

      • this is true,
        she just wasn’t my type LOLs

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