Irish Diet

Posted on 14/11/2013 by Grumpa Joe

Grumpa Joe is in need of some serious weight loss so he fell for this diet, hook-line-and sinker.

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An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. 

“I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, then eat regularly again for 2 days then skip a day …
And repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.”

When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 lbs.! 

“That’s amazing!” the doctor said, “Did you follow my instructions?”

The Irishman nodded…

“I’ll tell you though, be all the saints, I tot I were going to drop down dead on dat turd day.” 
 
“You mean from the hunger?” asked the doctor. 

“No, from the bloody skipping!” 

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U.S. Sheriffs Rise Up Against Federal Government: Sheriff Threatens Feds With SWAT Team ~ Grass Roots Take Charge!

Posted on 14/11/2013 by Grumpa Joe

For once I understand the positive of a small community owning armored vehicles, and training a SWAT team. My first opinion was that it is another attempt by the Feds to plan an overthrow of the government. Now, with this article I can see the positive side of things. Will County Illinois is currently campaigning for a new sherif candidate Nick Ficarello, Anyone who has an opportunity to attend one of his events ask him how he intends to use his SWAT team and Armored vehicles: will he use them to protect us from an illegal Fed takeover of property or to follow Federal orders to control us.

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