Sewer Rats United

Rat!

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After the rant I posted yesterday, I decided to form a new organization “Sewer Rats United of America (SRUA),” or maybe it should be “United Sewer Rats of America (USRA),”  or maybe the “Tea Party Sewer Rats United (TPSRU).”  Actually, after seeing all that in print I think “Sewer Rats United (SRU)” is the best and easiest to remember. At my age it can’t be too complicated or I’ll forget it for sure.

“Sewer Rats United ” dedicates itself to flushing the offal out of the political system. We will work underground in the Capitol sewers of America in the dark of night to be invisible to the mortal enemy, the money-grabbing, power-hungry politician.

Our weapon will be words. Yes, words of expose.  Our secret weapon is the Vote.  Our atomic weapon is grass roots organizing of our friends and neighbors.

Membership is limited to Tea Party Patriots i.e. Sewer Rats who believe in GOD, the Constitution, capitalism, and a strong National Defense. If you lack any of the four beliefs, the Sewer Rats United is not for you.

Membership demands your time, talent, and effort to convince fellow Americans that real change, defined as change to the way Washington works, not, undefined change that infers a move toward socialism. Sewer Rat United change is the elimination of big money lobbyists who buy and control the political scum of Congress. SRU change also includes a complete overhaul of the tax code to one that is fair to all Americans. One that includes even those who do not now pay taxes. Even the most destitute must pay something for the privilege of living in the greatest country on earth.

Sewer Rats United demands complete allegiance to the cause, and will not tolerate flip-flopping or wishy-washy performance by members. Only complete annihilation of all socialist trends, ideas, factions, movements, and political scum constitutes victory.

Your job, if you choose to accept it, will be to fight to the death as a soldier-sewer rat in the cause of reclaiming the greatest country on earth and to reestablishing capitalism as the greatest economic system known to raise the poor from the plight of the socialist nanny-state.

The initiation fee is $1000.00, monthly dues are $100. Make checks payable to “Grumpa Joe, Sewer Rat in Charge”.

Ed Says I’m A Sewer Rat

English: Ed Schultz

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I just read an article about some guy named Ed Schultz who calls Tea Party Patriots sewer rats. He claims that Tea Party Patriots  can’t relate to anyone but themselves so they are like rats who congregate in sewers.

Yes, I am a Tea Party Patriot, and yes, I am a sewer rat.

If being in favor of a country that gives people the liberty to think for themselves makes me a sewer rat, so be it.

If believing that a free-market economy has freed more people from poverty on planet earth than any socialist economy ever has, or ever will, makes me a sewer rat, so be it.

If believing that government regulation strangles the economy and stifles a person’s liberty, makes me a sewer rat, so be it.

If wanting to take care of myself without Uncle’s interference makes me a sewer rat, so be it.

If believing that big government is evil makes me a sewer rat, so be it.

If believing that every working citizen who has to support a non-working citizen is a form of slavery makes me a sewer rat, so be it.

If believing that Ed Schultz has a first amendment right to speak his mind on radio and insult his fellow Americans makes me a sewer rat, so be it.

If believing that Ed Schultz and all progressive, liberal, socialist’s like him are hungry to change America into a  communist state makes me a sewer rat, so be it.

If believing that Obama is the country’s worst President ever makes me a sewer rat, so be it.

If believing that the upper one percent have a right to keep their wealth makes me a sewer rat, so be it.

If believing the bottom one percent calling themselves Occupy Wall Street is a bunch of  communist thieves, makes me a sewer rat, so be it.

If believing the EPA does more damage to the world than it does good makes me a sewer rat, so be it.

If believing the Department of Education is creating generations of kids who read at the level of neanderthals makes me a sewer rat, so be it.

If believing that public sector unions are a contraption invented to enslave tax payers makes me a sewer rat, so be it.

You see Ed Schultz you are right, I am a sewer rat and a Tea Party Patriot who is going to raise the country back to the greatest nation on earth with one weapon. My vote. If that makes me a sewer rat, so be it.

I am going into the sewer to cleanse it of all the crap that resides there in the form of liberalism, progressivism, and communism, if that makes me a sewer rat, so be it.

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