
“Will you marry me?”
The Princess immediately said, “No!”
And the Prince lived happily ever after, and
and
raced cars, and went to titty bars and
and
drank whiskey, beer, and Captain Morgan, and
and
never paid child support or alimony, and
kept his house and guns, and ate spam and
blew enormous farts, and
and
all his friends and family thought
and
he had tons of money in the bank, and
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