Lessons Only Age Can Teach

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TAKING A WOMAN TO BED

What is the difference between girls/women
aged 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?

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At 8 you take her to bed and tell her a story

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At 18 you tell her a story and take her to bed

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At 28 you don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed

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At 38 she tells you a story and takes you to bed

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At 48 she tells you a story to avoid going to bed

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At 58 you stay in bed to avoid her story

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At 68 if you take her to bed, that’ll be a story

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At 78 what story? What bed? Who the hell are you?

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According to the office for National Statistics 300 million people are having sex right now

512 million are kissing
and one poor senior is reading emails

You hang in there sunshine…

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