Lessons Only Age Can Teach



What is the difference between girls/women
aged 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?

At 8 you take her to bed and tell her a story

At 18 you tell her a story and take her to bed

At 28 you don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed

At 38 she tells you a story and takes you to bed

At 48 she tells you a story to avoid going to bed

At 58 you stay in bed to avoid her story

At 68 if you take her to bed, that’ll be a story

At 78 what story? What bed? Who the hell are you?

According to the office for National Statistics 300 million people are having sex right now

512 million are kissing
and one poor senior is reading emails

You hang in there sunshine…

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