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My Take On Non Essential Services
Posted on 01/10/2013 by Grumpa Joe
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Well, the government shut down and it is my fault, since I am the nasty ass Tea Party Patriot that demanded his Congressman hold the line on spending. Come and get me Obama.
Since I am responsible for the shut down I should have some say in which non-essential services go.
1. Close the kitchen in the White House and send the cooks home.
2. Same for the housekeeping staff
3. No more gas or chauffeurs for the Beast, helicopter, Air Force One, or the fleet of limos.
4. No Secret Service protection for the man or his family.
5. Close all dining and cafeteria services in the Senate building.
All of the people affected by these services continue to draw healthy pay checks and can afford to eat out, use cabs, and hire outside cleaning services.
The first lady can haul her butt out to the White House farm and harvest some okra and collard greens. She might even try to light the stove in the kitchen and cook with the girls.
The Senate can call Tony from Villa Rosa in Frankfort. Tony will be happy to arrive daily at the front door of the Senate building with his food truck and supply Harry Reid, Dick Durbin and the other ninety-eight shills who rejected all House proposals with some delicious South Chicago Heights Italian fare.
All affected will survive.
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