The offensive has begun. Alien invaders have come out of winter hideouts en masse, and aggressively make forward progress. Not one, but several species have spread rapidly to overtake sleepy residents. Tribal names like cirsium vulgare, ranunculus abortivus, and oxalis stricta winter in different forms and patiently await the proper daylight to spring from the earth.
Left unchecked, the terrorists overtake desirable citizens to the detriment of the local constabulary. The military must attack in various ways to setback and control these rugged aliens.
The Constabulary Intelligence Agency (CIA) has surveillance photographs of the culprits along with their locations and numbers.
The CIA Chemical Warfare (CIACW) unit has been summoned to spread the dreaded and deadly glyphosate spray over the cirsium vulgare. CIA Special Operations (CIASO) will attack the ranunculus abortivus, and the oxalis stricta with hand to hand combat.
Without this proactive effort the aliens will overtake the desirable citizenry and hold them hostage throughout the summer.
CIA photos have been released for identification purposes.
Cirsium Vulgare, Bull Thistle
Ranunculus Abortivus, Small Buttercup
Oxalis stricta, Wood sorel
Warning! If you see any of these Aliens on your property, SHOOT TO KILL.
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