What the Hell Is So Damn Hard?

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The United States of America professes to be a Nation of Laws. That means very simply that we make laws and we live by them. Recently, Marine Sgt. Andrew Tahmooressi lost his way and accidentally crossed  the border into Mexico. He didn’t want to create any problems so he openly declared that he had his guns in the truck with him. Immediately, the Federales arrested him for bringing firearms across the border, and thus, he violated a Mexican law.

This poor guy has been in a Mexican prison for six weeks without any help from his country. Obama professes to learn what is going on by watching network news. Had he watched Fox News he would have learned that one of his warriors was in trouble.  If I were president, and I am not, I would simply have picked up my phone (Obama reminded us recently that he has a pen and a phone), and called Secretary Jeh Johnson at Homeland Security and directed him to do the following:

“Hello, Jeh, this is Obummer speaking, I’d like you to begin deporting illegal Mexicans immediately, and when I call tomorrow morning to check I want a report of how many you dropped at the border. By noon, I expect the number to reach a million or more, and climbing.”

“But, but. but Sir, why all of a sudden do you want to begin enforcing laws you told us to ignore?”

“It is because those damn Mexicans are showing me how a Nation of Laws works. Don’t ask anymore questions just do it. If you have to use some of the billion bullets I bought for you, er, well, use your discretion.”

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“Yes Sir.”

Now don’t you think the Mexicans would get the message and let our guy go?

Obama’s private army becomes stronger and better equipped « Patriot Net Daily

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The next news item we will pick up might be that the Department of Agriculture has placed an order for a billion rounds of ammunition. What possible scenario are they playing out? Is the Agriculture Department afraid they will have to protect the wheat crop from pirates in the wheat belt? Perhaps it is planning to surprise a night-time raid on the marijuana crop in Colorado. Or maybe Obama is planning to take over the country as dictator and needs a lot of protection. Between this move and raising the pay of State Department employees by 42% I’m beginning to wonder if he is buying allegiance.

Obama’s private army becomes stronger and better equipped « Patriot Net Daily.

Its the Progressive Way

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My New Passport (Photo credit: Tom Raftery)

My cousin sent this to me, I think it is bloomin’ hilarious. Its the Progressive way of thinking.

THIS IS PRICELESS:

ACTUAL PASSPORT APPLICATION LETTER SENT BACK TO STATE DEPARTMENT

Dear Mrs. Ms. Or Sir:

I’m in the process of renewing my passport and still cannot believe this.

How is it that Radio Shack has my address and telephone number and knows that I bought a cable TV from them in 1987 (23 years ago), and yet, the Federal Government is still asking me where I was born and on what date.

For Christ sakes, do you guys do this by hand? Ever heard of computers?

My birth date you have in my social security file. It’s on EVERY income tax form I’ve filed for the past 30 years. It’s on my Medicare health insurance card and my driver’s license, it’s on the last eight damn passports I’ve had, it’s on every stupid customs declaration form I’ve had to fill out before being allowed off the plane for the last 30 years. And it’s on all those census forms that we have to do at election times.

Would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my mother’s name is Maryanne, my father’s name is Robert and I’m reasonably confident that neither name is likely to change between now and when I die.

Between you an’ me, I’ve had enough of this bureaucratic bullshit!

You send the application to my house, then you ask me for

my #*&#%*& address.

What is going on? You must have a gang of bureaucratic Neanderthal morons working there!

Look at my damn picture. Do I look like Bin Laden? And “No,” I don’t want to dig up Yasser Arafat, for shit sakes. I just want to go and park my ass on a sandy beach. And would someone please tell me, why would you give a damn whether I plan on visiting a farm in the next 15 days?

If I ever got the urge to do something weird to a chicken or a goat, believe you me, I’d sure as hell not want to tell anyone!

Well, I have to go now because I have to go to the other end of the city and get another #*@&#^@*@& copy of my birth certificate to the tune of $100.

Would it be so difficult to have all the services in the same area so I could get a new passport the same day? Nooooo, that would require planning and organization. And it would be too logical for the @&^*^%@% government.

You’d rather have us running all over the place like chickens with our heads cut off. Then, we have to find some asshole to confirm that it’s really me in the damn picture – you know, the one where we’re not allowed to smile… Hey, you know why we can’t smile?

We’re totally pissed off!

Signed

– An Irate Citizen.

P.S. Remember what I wrote about getting someone to confirm that the picture is me? Well, my family has been in the United States of America since 1776. I have served in the military for something over 35 years and have had security clearances up the ying yang. However, I have to get someone important to verify who I am – you know, someone like my doctor……. WHO WAS BORN AND RAISED IN INDIA !

And you assholes want to run our health care system?????

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