What the Hell Is So Damn Hard?

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The United States of America professes to be a Nation of Laws. That means very simply that we make laws and we live by them. Recently, Marine Sgt. Andrew Tahmooressi lost his way and accidentally crossed  the border into Mexico. He didn’t want to create any problems so he openly declared that he had his guns in the truck with him. Immediately, the Federales arrested him for bringing firearms across the border, and thus, he violated a Mexican law.

This poor guy has been in a Mexican prison for six weeks without any help from his country. Obama professes to learn what is going on by watching network news. Had he watched Fox News he would have learned that one of his warriors was in trouble.  If I were president, and I am not, I would simply have picked up my phone (Obama reminded us recently that he has a pen and a phone), and called Secretary Jeh Johnson at Homeland Security and directed him to do the following:

“Hello, Jeh, this is Obummer speaking, I’d like you to begin deporting illegal Mexicans immediately, and when I call tomorrow morning to check I want a report of how many you dropped at the border. By noon, I expect the number to reach a million or more, and climbing.”

“But, but. but Sir, why all of a sudden do you want to begin enforcing laws you told us to ignore?”

“It is because those damn Mexicans are showing me how a Nation of Laws works. Don’t ask anymore questions just do it. If you have to use some of the billion bullets I bought for you, er, well, use your discretion.”

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“Yes Sir.”

Now don’t you think the Mexicans would get the message and let our guy go?

2 Responses

  1. Don’t hold your breath waiting for illegal President to make a decision that might benefit America. He hasn’t done one thing other than destroy this once great country.

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