Scientists have unleashed a huge new hoax on the people of America. This hoax will be larger than the lie of man-made global-warming. Again, scientists report a bunch of studies to sensationalize their careers. They will ignore years of already established data based on facts from France that defy logic. People in the country of France eat fabulously rich and fat foods, but suffer less from heart disease than we Americans. Butter is a standard used generously to cook, sauté, fry, bake, baste, and spread on epicurean delights that excite the taste buds.
Cabernet Sauvignon grapes
The facts about French health came out years ago, and heart disease scientists rushed to find why the people of France have fewer heart related problems. They researched and determined that the French drink more red wine than people in other countries. They even begin their babies drinking water diluted with wine to get them acclimated to it. Once science determined that red wine was a path to check they broke down the wine to find resveratrol. Don’t ask me how to say it, I can’t, I don’t know how to spell it either.
Try looking up resveratrol on Google and see how many articles come up on the benefits. One can even buy pills with resveratrol. I don’t know why anyone would want to take a pill when drinking red wine is so much more satisfying, but they do.
The resveratrol scientists created an worldwide army of red wine drinkers. It started slowly as the news crept out about the positive effects of resveratrol on the delay of heart disease. As we learned about the benefits of red wine we also began to take note of Napa Valley, California. The grape growers and wineries of Napa set goals to make wine equal to or better than the French, and they did. Last week, I watched a movie titled “Bottle Shock” which chronicles the victory of Napa over the French wine makers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYs0kblXToA
Now that I am a wino along with all my buddies, there comes a new report that negates the effects of resveratrol. Bu__ Sh__! I’m not buying in to it. This is just another liberal front to control the wine drinkers of the world specifically America.
Next we will hear Congress is passing legislation to control resveratrol content in wine. If that doesn’t work, they will tax the resveratrol content in Cabernet and Merlot. The higher the resveratrol content the higher the tax. They will use this income to redistribute the wealth to allow poor skid row winos to buy white wines instead of red, thus boosting sales of liberal wineries selling Chardonnay, Pinot Grigio, Sauvignon Blanc, and ripple.
Chardonnay Grapes
Don’t be fooled by this negative report on resveratrol America. This is a hoax bigger than man-made global warming and is being spoon fed down your throats to pick your pockets again. Don’t let the Progressive liberals take this simple pleasure away from you, keep right on drinking the reds.
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