These memes came to me from a friend in Colorado. They accurately define the state of affairs in the USA today.
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No Extra Words Needed
Posted on 29/08/2019 by Grumpa Joe
No Truer Words
Posted on 21/07/2019 by Grumpa Joe
Just received from a friend and these are really great!
Think about this last one.
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190710-Memes
Posted on 10/07/2019 by Grumpa Joe
I love all of them, but the last is my favorite.
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PSA-190705-Old Guy’s Stuff
Posted on 05/07/2019 by Grumpa Joe
A WISE MAN ONCE SAID NOTHING.
RESPECT YOUR ELDERS; THEY GRADUATED SCHOOL WITHOUT THE INTERNET.
WHY DO I HAVE TO PRESS “1” FOR ENGLISH? DID WE MOVE?
BEHIND EVERY ANGRY WOMAN STANDS A MAN WHO HAS ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT HE DID WRONG.
INSTEAD OF “SINGLE” AS A MARITAL STATUS I PREFER “INDEPENDENTLY OWNED AND OPERATED”.
PATIENCE: WHAT YOU HAVE WHEN THERE ARE TOO MANY WITNESSES.
LET’S STOP SENDING MONEY TO OTHER COUNTRIES AND LET THEM HATE US FOR FREE.
VEGETARIAN: ANCIENT TRIBAL NAME FOR THE VILLAGE IDIOT WHO CAN’T HUNT, FISH, OR LIGHT FIRES!
I LOOK AT PEOPLE AND SOMETIMES THINK….”REALLY? THAT’S THE SPERM THAT WON?”
IN MY DEFENCE I WAS LEFT UNSUPERVISED.
CAMPING: WHERE YOU SPEND A SMALL FORTUNE TO LIVE LIKE A HOMELESS PERSON.
IF MY BODY IS EVER FOUND ON A JOGGING TRAIL JUST KNOW THAT I WAS MURDERED SOMEWHERE ELSE AND DUMPED THERE.
MY DECISION-MAKING SKILLS CLOSELY RESEMBLE THOSE OF A SQUIRREL WHEN CROSSING THE ROAD….
SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER LEFT UNSAID. AND I USUALLY REALIZE IT RIGHT AFTER I SAY THEM.
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