PSA-170830-Mathematical Logic

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Mathematics:

This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.
It has an indisputable mathematical logic.

This is a strictly …..  a mathematical viewpoint… and it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?
Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 =  98%
And  
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E  
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 =  
96%  
But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 =  100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 =  103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7  = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there.  It’s the Bullshit and good old fashion Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.
Now you know why Politicians are where they are!
I’ve never seen a better explanation than this formula. How true it is?

Organs United?

Colonoscopy

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All the organs of the body were having a meeting
Trying to decide who was the one in charge.

Mail Attachment.gif“I should be in charge,” said the brain, “Because I run all the body’s systems, so without me nothing would happen.”

“I should be in charge,” said the blood, “Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you’d all waste away.”

“I should be in charge,” said the stomach,” Because I process food and give all of you energy.”

Mail Attachment.gif“I should be in charge,” said the legs, “because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.”

Mail Attachment.gif“I should be in charge,” said the eyes, “Because I allow the body to see where it goes.”

Mail Attachment.gif“I should be in charge,” said the rectum,”Because I’m responsible for waste removal.”

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
And insulted him,
So in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache
The stomach was bloated,
The legs got wobbly,
The eyes got watery,
And the blood was toxic.
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss

The Moral of the story?
Even though the others do all the work..
The ass hole is usually in charge

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If you don’t like this who gives a Poop.

Do Radical Muslims Rattle Before They Strike?

A good friend sent this to me  and I fell in love with the simplicity of this analogy and logic.. I studied logic in school and have come to believe that many people don’t have a clue about what it is. Most times when a person uses logic intuitively he is practicing what I call common sense. I tried identifying the  author and found only a reference to one Leonard J. Cirilo. I do not believe he wrote this but he did write a short book titled Rattlesnake Logic. Rattlesnake Logic is on many blogs since 2012. Given today’s political dilemma on how to deal with Radical Islam I say we should make this our formal policy.

 

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Rattlesnake Logic

As long as we insist on maintaining the “moral high ground” we will NEVER win the war on terrorism. We’re in a conflict in which we absolutely insist in playing by the rules against a maniacal group
who have no rules.
Rattlesnake Logic
After the Boston bombing the news media spent days and weeks trying to determine why these men
did what they did. They want to know what America did to make these brothers so angry with us.
They want to know why these men were not arrested before they did something so terrible.
The media is in a tizzy about this new era of homegrown radicals, and about why they could
live among us and still hate us.

A friend of mine from Texas explained it all to me: “Here in west Texas I have rattlesnakes on my place, living among us. I have killed a rattlesnake on the front porch. I have killed a rattlesnake on the back porch. I have killed rattlesnakes in the barn, in the shop and on the driveway. In fact, I kill every rattlesnake I encounter.

I kill rattlesnakes because I know a rattlesnake will bite me and inject me with poison. I don’t stop to wonder why a rattlesnake will bite me; I know it will bite me because it’s a rattlesnake and that’s what rattlesnakes do. I don’t try to reason with a rattlesnake…I just kill it. I don’t try to get to know the rattlesnake better so I can find a way to live with the rattlesnakes and convince them not to bite me.
I just kill them. I don’t quiz a rattlesnake to see it I can find out where the other snakes are,
because (a) it won’t tell me, and (b) I already know they live on my place.
So, I just kill the rattlesnake and move on to the next one.

I don’t look for ways I might be able to change the rattlesnake to a non-poisonous rat snake…I just kill it. Oh, and on occasion, I accidentally kill a rat snake because I thought it was a rattlesnake at the time. Also, I know, for every rattlesnake I kill, two more are lurking out there in the brush. In my lifetime
I will never be able to rid my place of rattlesnakes. Do I fear them? No!

Do I respect what they can do to me? Yes! And because of that respect I give them the fair justice
they deserve…. I kill them…”
Maybe as a country we should start giving more thought to the fact that these jihadists’
are just like rattlesnakes, and act accordingly!

I love this country; it’s the damn government I’m afraid of.

 

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