Organs United?

Colonoscopy

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All the organs of the body were having a meeting
Trying to decide who was the one in charge.

Mail Attachment.gif“I should be in charge,” said the brain, “Because I run all the body’s systems, so without me nothing would happen.”

“I should be in charge,” said the blood, “Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you’d all waste away.”

“I should be in charge,” said the stomach,” Because I process food and give all of you energy.”

Mail Attachment.gif“I should be in charge,” said the legs, “because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.”

Mail Attachment.gif“I should be in charge,” said the eyes, “Because I allow the body to see where it goes.”

Mail Attachment.gif“I should be in charge,” said the rectum,”Because I’m responsible for waste removal.”

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
And insulted him,
So in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache
The stomach was bloated,
The legs got wobbly,
The eyes got watery,
And the blood was toxic.
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss

The Moral of the story?
Even though the others do all the work..
The ass hole is usually in charge

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If you don’t like this who gives a Poop.

2 Responses

  1. Ah ha ha ha!

  2. Dat sho is da troot.

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