We choose not to use rockets with explosive warheads, but the battles are just as nasty. This time, the odds are four to one, with me being the one. The front was quiet for the past two years, and there has been no conflict. My problem was loneliness, which can be overwhelming at times. The multitude of friendships I had established has abandoned me. Is that the price I paid for ending the war? Why can’t we all be friends and not make living together dependent on feeding all of you? Why can’t you bushy tailed bullies who overeat my generous food supply understand that it is intended exclusively for the avian crowd? Life would be so much more tolerable if you did. Instead, you continue to impress me with your wily intelligence and unending effort to outwit every barrier I place in front of you. I accept the challenge. The war is on.
It is coming out to air. The stink of the Kamala Harris standoff with President Trump is spreading nationwide. A whistleblower from ABC has said that the Vice President was given a list of “practice” questions to prepare for. The same whistleblower has stated that there was an agreement between ABC and Harris that they would fact-check the President but not her. The practice questions just happened to be the same questions asked by David Muir and his arrogant partner Linsey Davis. Another strange coincidence is that Ms Davis is a sorority sister of Harris The video linked below is from a group of soldiers on duty in Iraq which is considered a war zone. The title of this post is a quote heard on the video.
Another comment, this time by Trump, had the two moderators up in the air about his honesty. Judging by the number of investigations by reporters and the city fathers of the town in question and the vehement negations of the claim, I believe there must be something there. The claim, Haitians are eating people’s pets.
On a lighter side, there is a rumor that the cats of Springfield are prepared.
“Sometimes, when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I did not drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, it is better to drink this beer & let dreams come true, than be selfish & worry about my liver.”
Babe Ruth
“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.”
Paul Horning
“24 hours in a day and 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not!”
H. L. Mencken
“When we drink, we get drunk When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven.” George Bernard Shaw
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
Benjamin Franklin
“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.
Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention,
But the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.”
Dave Barry
“Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B.C.”
W. C. Fields
“Remember ‘I’ before ‘E,’ except in Budweiser.”
Professor Irwin Corey
“To some it is a six-pack. To me, it is a Support Group. Salvation in a can.”
Leo Durocher
One night at Cheers, a TV Sitcom, Cliff Clavin said to his buddy, Norm Peterson: “Well, ya see, Normy, it’s like this .. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But, naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers!”
