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PSA-250107-Some Find This to Be Funny
Posted on 07/01/2025 by Grumpa Joe
Drone Theory
Posted on 21/12/2024 by Grumpa Joe
This country of ours is turning pussy. By now, I would have guessed a hundred drones would have been shot out of the sky. Instead, we wait patiently for someone related to Uncle to confess that they are a Russian attempt to keep Donald Trump from being inaugurated. Let me be the first to spread that rumor.
Actually, I have a theory about drones. It is so simple that it has to be true. Why no one has postulated this theory is hard to believe. What season is this? Christmas, of course. What happens at Christmas? We all run around buying presents for our loved ones. A few of us, like me, do all of our shopping online. This phenomenon has grown so big that most of my packages won’t arrive until after Christmas.
It is a known fact that one or more of the largest delivery companies has been experimenting with drone deliveries. Here is my theory: Amazon and Walmart are using the holidays to test mass package deliveries. The drones are concentrated in neighborhoods, fly from place to place at various altitudes, and disappear to go get another package. Like Santa Claus, they deliver packages all around the country. They already own drones and have spent enormous amounts of money to buy them in all sizes. That is my story, and I’m sticking to it.
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From the Lone Star State
Posted on 04/12/2024 by Grumpa Joe
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Cease Fire
Posted on 27/11/2024 by Grumpa Joe
The war with the bushy-tailed critters has ceased momentarily. There are bits and pieces of styrofoam scattered around the ground below the tower. Evidently, the foam did not taste good, and there was too much of it to consume in one attempt. There is no telling how long this ceasefire will last, but my guess is that it will end when the critters find a new way to attack. In past battles, the enemy defeated me by using their athletic abilities and jumped the gap between the feeder and the house roof. Thankfully, they have not yet learned the pathway to the house, and I’m not going to show them.
This is GrumpaJoe, War Correspondent, signing off for now.
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