I love getting stuff from friends it makes my blogging life so much easier. Below is a list of quotes by famous people from cousin Rick.
Philosophers Of the Century …
1.~ Betsy Salkind… 
Men are like linoleum floors. Lay ’em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years.
2.~ Jean Kerr…
The only reason they say ‘Women and children first’ is to test the strength of the lifeboats.
3.~ Prince Philip…
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.
4.~ Harrison Ford… 
Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself.
5.~ Spike Milligan…
The best cure for Sea Sickness, is to sit under a tree.
6.~ Jean Rostand… 
Kill one man and you’re a murderer, kill a million and you’re a conqueror.
7.~ Arnold Schwarzenegger… 
Having more money doesn’t make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I’m just as happy as when I had 48 million.
8.~ WH Auden… 
We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea.
9.~ Jonathan Katz… 
In hotel rooms, I worry. I can’t be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked.
10. ~ Johnny Carson… 
If life were fair, Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead.
11.~ Warren Tantum… 
(School photo album).
I don’t believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we’re very skeptical.
12.~ Steve Martin…
Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired by a man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap.
13.~ Jimmy Durante… 
Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.
14.~ George Roberts.. 
The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone.
15.~ Jonathan Winters..
If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport.
16. ~ Robert Benchley…
I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
17. ~ John Glenn…
As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind – every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.
18. ~ David Letterman… 
America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.
19. ~ Howard Hughes… 
I’m not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. Dammit, I’m a billionaire.
20. ~ Old Italian proverb.. 
After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box.
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Really enjoyed the post.
As pithy as they can get
I had to look up pithy. After reading the definition, I agree with you wholeheartedly.