Number One Is My Favorite

I love getting stuff from friends it makes my blogging life so much easier. Below is a list of quotes by famous people from cousin Rick.

 

Philosophers Of the Century …

1.~ Betsy Salkind… image001-3.jpg

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay ’em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. 

2.~ Jean Kerr…image002-3.jpg 

The only reason they say ‘Women and children first’ is to test the strength of the lifeboats. 

3.~ Prince Philip…image003-2.jpg

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.

4.~ Harrison Ford… image004-2.jpg

Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself. 

5.~ Spike Milligan…image005-2.jpg 

The best cure for Sea Sickness, is to sit under a tree. 

6.~ Jean Rostand… image006-1.jpg

Kill one man and you’re a murderer, kill a million and you’re a conqueror. 

7.~  Arnold Schwarzenegger… image007-1.jpg

Having more money doesn’t make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I’m just as happy as when I had 48 million. 

8.~ WH Auden… image008.jpg

We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea. 

9.~ Jonathan Katz… image009-1.jpg

In hotel rooms, I worry. I can’t be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. 

10. ~ Johnny Carson… image010-1.jpg

If life were fair, Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead. 

11.~ Warren Tantum… image011-1.jpg(School photo album). 

I don’t believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we’re very skeptical. 

12.~ Steve Martin…image012-1.jpg 

Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired by a man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap. 

13.~ Jimmy Durante… image013-1.jpg

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. 

14.~ George Roberts.. image014-1.jpg

The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone. 

15.~ Jonathan Winters..image015.jpg

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. 

16. ~ Robert Benchley…image016.jpg

I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.

17. ~ John Glenn…image017.jpg

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind – every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. 

18. ~ David Letterman… image018.jpg

America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked. 

19. ~ Howard Hughes… image019.jpg

I’m not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. Dammit, I’m a billionaire. 

20. ~ Old Italian proverb.. image020.jpg

After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. 

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