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My good buddy Jim from high school and college days sent me this, and I am still laughing. I am an Islamaphobic so this rings my bell with truth. If you are the sensitive type or a liberal don’t read any further, but you will miss a piece of wisdom that may open your mind.

THE MUSLIMS ARE NOT HAPPY!

They’re not happy in Gaza ..

They’re not happy in Egypt ..

They’re not happy in Libya .

They’re not happy in Morocco ..

They’re not happy in Iran …

They’re not happy in Iraq ..

They’re not happy in Yemen …

They’re not happy in Afghanistan .

They’re not happy in Pakistan ..

They’re not happy in Syria ..

They’re not happy in Lebanon ..

SO, WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?

They’re happy in Australia .

They’re happy in Canada .

They’re happy in England ..

They’re happy in France ..

They’re happy in Italy ..

They’re happy in Germany .

They’re happy in Sweden ..

They’re happy in the USA ..

They’re happy in Norway ..

They’re happy in Holland .

They’re happy in Denmark .

Basically, they’re happy in every country that is

not Muslim and unhappy in every country that is!

AND WHO DO THEY BLAME?

Not Islam.

Not their leadership.

Not themselves.

THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!

AND THEN; They want to change those countries into

THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!

Excuse me, but I cannot help wondering…

How damn dumb can you get?

Everyone wonders why Muslim

Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.

So, let’s have a look at what the probable causes might be:

– No Christmas

– No television

– No hot women

– No football

– No pork chops

– No hot dogs

– No burgers

– No beer

– No booze

– No bacon

– Rags for clothes

– Towels or tablecloths for hats

– Constant wailing / howling from some Muslim in a tower!

– More than one wife

– More than one mother in law

– You can’t shave

– Your wife can’t shave

– You can’t wash off the smell of donkey

– You cook over burning camel shit

– Someone picks your wife for you

– and she smells worse than your donkey

Then they tell you that “when

you die it all gets better”?? ?

Well no shit Sherlock!…

It’s not like it could get much worse!

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