What Is He Hiding?

Posted on 13/05/2016 by Grumpa Joe

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Usually, when Uncle spends a lot of time promoting a stupid idea it is to draw our attention away from an issue he is sneaking into place without our knowledge. This time, the furor is about transgender bathrooms. Yet while we read thousands of headlines, Facebook posts, news reports, and blog stories about transgender bathrooms, the Administration is sneakily introducing new regulations that will curtail operations of the energy sector. New regulations placed upon oil drilling, and fracking to limit the amount of methane gas released to the atmosphere are being targeted. Yet, I never hear about the amount of methane released by a volcanic eruption. Somehow, I feel a volcano can spew many more tons of methane into the atmosphere than a small hole drilled into the crust of the earth to yield oil for our automobiles to run. Methane from a volcano does not contribute to the economy in any way shape our form. Volcanos merely pollute the atmosphere and kill asthmatic people. What regulation will prevent volcanos from erupting? Oh, I forgot Obama is God.

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Trash the EPA

Posted on 10/06/2009 by Grumpa Joe

If there was ever a reason to reduce the size of government it is the current debate about cow farts. The EPA wants to impose a tax on every cow in the country to reduce the amount of methane they produce. The argument is that methane contributes to global warming. Sun flares do too.  If you think I am kidding go to the cow fart tax website to learn more.

If the EPA had a gram of brain power they would have suggested a tax incentive for farmers that capture the methane. We are looking for alternative sources of energy why not cow farts? We capture methane from land fills, so it is totally rational to believe we could capture the gas escaping a cows ass. Instead of putting farmers out of business with this asinine proposal, the EPA would become the heroes of the energy world.

I think we could save more methane by eliminating the entire EPA. After all, their people fart too. Our congress is also a major gas producer. They regularly spew the most horrific stinking laws, and tax increases. They make a cow’s output more like perfume. The idea of the tax is enough to convince me that the EPA minds are in a state of decay. What I have left out of the equation however, is the input from POTUS.

Obama loves a good cow fart

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