Burning Gas-Northern IL Corn Harvest

Today, I shocked Lovely by asking if she wanted to take a ride. “Yes,” she replied instantly; “where?”

What Lovely Expected to See.

“It’ll be a surprise.” She left to get into her touring clothes, and I went to put on a pair of shoes. I didn’t have a plan, but she suggested that we sit at home too much and that we should go to a park for some fresh air. Her favorite place in Illinois is Starved Rock State Park. Her deceased son, Freddie, often took her there. In the back of my mind, I thought Starved Rock would be a good destination.

I fired up the Death Star, and she said we must go to Walmart to return some clothing I bought that doesn’t fit, and then to PetSmart to get kitty litter for Jerry’s cat. “That’s not a ride,” I said, “it’s a shopping trip.”

“Oh,” she replied in a tone that suggested dissatisfaction. “Okay, okay, I’ll take you to PetSmart.”

“And Walmart too.” I put it in gear and left town by the back door to get her into a different mood. “Isn’t Walmart on Lincoln Highway?” she asked. My ploy to get her mind off of kitty litter didn’t work for a single second. We continued along my path. “I promise we will get kitty litter.” She lectured me on how, when she promises somebody something, it is the first thing she does. My intention was to check out the countryside while we had a sunny bright day and to then kill the remainder of time shopping before we returned.

We finally got onto Interstate 80 at Joliet and sped onward to Morris. I needed gas, so I pulled into a truck stop and filled up with the lowest-cost gas I have used in the past four years, $2.89/gal; that same gallon costs $3.29/ gal in Frankfort. Back on the highway, I enjoyed seeing that the farmers had harvested at least 90% of the corn and soybean crop. The small irregular fields still left with corn were probably left for last because it is a big pain in the ass to break down and set up so often for the little output. It is Sunday and not many fields were being worked. I did see one old combine chugging along taking down about ten rows of corn. The machine was so old, all the paint was worn off and I couldn’t tell what color it was. The predominant color of Illinois tractors, combines, trailers, conveyers is John Deere Green.

Back in the day when I was still in college and not yet certified as a Mechanical Engineer I worked during summers at International Harvester as a Gofer. The only color farm equipment in all of Illinois was red. Thanks to the same UAW union that nearly bankrupted the car companies, IH, combined with its poor management, went out of business. They sold off profitable products to competing farm equipment manufacturers, so there is still a smattering of red left in the agricultural world.

What Lovely Saw.

I enjoyed the ride, inspecting the harvest status, while Lovely mumbled about not seeing any trees. She expected a fall color tour.

Eventually, I made left turns at two junctions, and we were pointed back toward home. We exited I-80 at New Lenox and pulled into the mall to shop PetSmart and Walmart. From there, I stopped at the Rising Sun Chinese restaurant and ordered takeout to polish off the day.

A Golden Nugget

Once in a while life hands you a golden nugget. Last Sunday, Peg and I were at the Frankfort Farmer’s Market when the nugget appeared as a kid riding a pedal tractor down a painted track. We went right to it. The Will County Farm Bureau was there with a kiddie tractor-pull competition. They hitched a replica weight sled to a red Farmall pedal-car tractor, and joined fifty feet of 4×8 plywood sheets to make the track.  The big boys from the Farm Bureau did a great job of announcing the event. They rewarded each kid with a  ribbon and a prize to the winner. One thing I learned is that kids with short legs had an advantage. The tractor was a bit small for long-legged kids who couldn’t extend their legs into full stoke on the pedals.  Another thing became obvious, that is, the amount of weight placed on the sled makes a huge difference in the amount of effort required to pull it.

 

I watched the event to the end. Attending a local tractor-pull is on my bucket list of things to do. I’m not sure the kiddie pull qualifies as having seen one though. The kids did their best and I loved seeing them compete, it reminded me of all the days and events I ran for kids during the Boy Scout era of my life.

If you are not familiar with tractor pulling, here is a video of a highly modified tractor in a German big boys competition.

The Gift (A serial, part 4)

THE GIFT (A serial, part 4)

Morty cut down the beautiful spruce, with the empty birds’ nest, and found the spot where the rabbit used to stay warm.

“Well, Mr. Rabbit,” he said, “come home with me. I’ll keep you warm.” The rabbit jumped out from under another tree and said,

“Will you take care of me the way Connie did?”

“Yes,” said Morty, “come with me.” Then the cardinal and the sparrow, and the chickadee all flew around his head.

“Will you take care of us too?”

“Sure!” said Morty, “come with me we are going to have a great time.”

Morty pulled Connie through the grove to where farmer Jim would find them. He began to wonder about how he would get the tree home on his scooter. Although Connie is a little tree he is as tall as Morty, and his branches spread out much wider than Morty. Just then, Farmer Jim came by with the wagon and picked them up. Farmer Jim told Morty not to worry because he would help tie the tree to his scooter.

In the shed, next to the barn, Farmer Jim placed Connie into his wrapping machine. The machine wrapped cord around the tree branches, pulling them tightly into the trunk. When the farmer finished wrapping him, Connie was much thinner than before.

Morty carried Connie to his scooter but could not figure out how to load him on the scooter. The trunk on the scooter was only big enough to hold a picnic lunch and some tools, so Connie could not ride in the trunk. Before Farmer Jim came out of the barn to help, Morty placed the tree against the side of the scooter. The side of the scooter was smooth, and nothing was sticking out to hold the rope. Next, Morty put him on the seat. He fit nicely lying along the top and hanging over the end of the scooter, but Morty would have to sit on top of him to drive.

Morty did not like that, so he tried holding Connie upright between his legs and arms as he sat on the scooter. This was even worse because he could not see with the tree in his face.

In the end, Farmer Jim tied the tree to the seat,

and Morty sat on it. The bunny jumped on and huddled by his feet, and the birds all perched on the branches. Connie hummed the tune to Happy Birthday as they took off.

To be continued , , , ,

The Gift (A serial, part three)

THE GIFT (A serial, part three)

The little tree answered, “My name is Connie, short for Coniferous. How can I be so special? My work is to provide a house for the birds, and to shelter the rabbit that sleeps under my boughs. This past summer I had three families of birds living in my branches. What will they do without me to provide for them?”

“The Boss will take care of them,” said Morty, “besides, the many trees of the forest will help them. It is a great honor to do something special for Jesus’ birthday. Then, after Christmas is over, I will use your branches to warm my house. Please do it.”

Connie hesitated a bit and said, “If I choose to accept, then I am giving myself totally to the Baby Jesus. I will live only as long as the sap within my branches will support my needles.”

“I realize that,” said Morty, “that’s why I picked you. You are magnificent and when I am finished dressing you, I know you will please Jesus, and make him smile. I will have my friends string popcorn beads, painted pine cones, icicles, and snowflakes on your branches. I will lay strings of colorful lights on your boughs. Near the lights, I will hang crystal ornaments to reflect the light onto the needles of your branches. On your top stem, I will place a crystal star. You will look stunning. I’ll play Christmas carols and sing while I’m decorating so we can get into the spirit of Christmas.”

Connie agreed that pleasing Jesus on his day was important. He knew that Christmas day was special. This was his chance to do something he could not do if he remained in the forest and grew up for the wood mill harvest. Finally, Connie said,
“It will be an honor to be your gift to Jesus.

To be continued . . . .

The Gift (A serial, part 2)

THE GIFT (A serial, part 2)

Farmer Jim drove the tractor, and Morty sat on the trailer. When they reached the field Morty jumped off. With a saw in his hand he began to search for the perfect tree.

He wanted a shapely tree with branches all around. It could not be too big because his room was small. Morty wandered among the trees searching. Most were already five to six feet high or taller. Many had bare spots and deformed branches. With so many trees picking one was not easy. On the way to the farm, when he flew over the trees on his scooter, they all looked beautiful, but at ground level, they did not look as perfect.

Morty began asking the trees for help. “Please help me find the tree I need,” he said. “I want it to be as tall as I am. It must not be too wide. My tree will have a triangular shape, and full branches all around.” The trees responded by saying they were once exactly like that, two or three years ago.

After searching the forest for a long time, Morty stopped in front of a very tall tree.

The high tree said that he could see over the tops of all the other trees, and could see the tree that Morty wanted. “Follow this line of trees next to me,” the big tree said, “count off twenty trees, turn left, then count another five trees. There, in the center of a small clearing will be the perfect tree.”

“Thanks,” said Morty. He took the tall tree’s directions, and counted the trees as he walked. When he reached number twenty, he turned left and counted five more. There, in the center of a small clearing stood a beautiful spruce tree.

It was blue-green, and perfect. Morty stopped and stood still. He was speechless. He walked around the tree, looking for bare spots. He found none. It was as tall as he was too. The shape was a near-perfect cone. As he walked around the tree, he began talking to himself, “This tree will make a perfect present for my boss’s birthday party.” He admired the tree from all angles and could not find a single flaw. He finally broke his silence and spoke. “I’m Morty Angel, would you like to be my gift to Baby Jesus this year?”

To be continued . . .