In A Split Second

Stupid Is As Stupid Does

Just Sayin’

1 – Eleven teens die each day because of texting while driving. Maybe it’s time to raise the age of Smart Phone ownership to 21.

 2 – If gun control laws actually worked, Chicago would be Mayberry , USA .

 3 – The Second Amendment makes more women equal than the entire feminist movement.

 4 – Legal gun owners have 300 million guns and probably a trillion rounds of ammo. Seriously, folks, if we were the problem, you’d know it.

 5 – When JFK was killed, nobody blamed the rifle.

 6 – The NRA (National Rifle Association) murders 0 people and receives ($$$$ 0) nothing in government funds. Planned Parenthood kills 350,000 babies every year and receives $500,000,000 in tax dollars annually.

 7 – I have no problem with vigorous background checks when it comes to firearms. While we’re at it, let’s do the same when it comes to immigration, Voter ID., and candidates running for office.

 8 – Folks keep talking about another Civil War. One side knows how to shoot and probably has a trillion rounds The other side has crying closets and is confused about which bathroom to use. Now tell me, how do you think that would end?

Don’t be afraid to share this. There’s more logic and common sense expressed here than probably anything you have seen on the news today.

Swamp Wisdom

The new “Will Rogers”

 Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy graduated Magna cum Laude from
Vanderbilt, has a Law degree from University of Virginia and a degree
from Oxford in England. He is no country bumpkin; he is very
insightful and has a unique sense of humor.


 Comment about Cuomo lecturing us. “It is like a frog calling you
ugly.”
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy
 
“This election in GA will be the most important in history, you
have nothing to worry about unless you are a taxpayer, parent, gun
owner, cop, person of faith, or an unborn baby!”
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy
 
Senator John Kennedy from Louisiana describes Democrats as
the “well intended arugula and tofu crowd.”
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy
 
“You can only be young once, but you can always be immature.”
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

“Americans are thinking, there are some good members of
Congress, but we can’t figure out what they are good for. Others
are thinking, how did these morons make it through the birth
canal.”
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

“Always follow your heart…..but take your brains with you.”
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy


“The short answer is ‘No.’ The long answer is ‘Hell No.’”
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

“It must suck to be that dumb.”
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

“When the Portland mayor’s IQ gets to 75, he oughta sell.”
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy
“Go sell your crazy somewhere else…we are all stocked up here.”
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

“She has a Billy goat brain and a mockingbird mouth!”
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

Sen. John Kennedy (R., La.) said on Wednesday that he “trusted
Middle Eastern countries as much as gas station sushi, with the
exception being
Israel.”
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

“You can get a goat to climb tree, but you’d be better off hiring a
squirrel.”
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

“This has been going on since Moby Dick was a minnow.”
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy
 
“Don’t stand between a dog and a fire hydrant.”
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

“Our country was founded by geniuses, but it’s being run by idiots”
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy
 
“It appears that he might do the right thing, but only when
supervised and cornered like a rat.”
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy
 
“This is why aliens won’t talk to us.”
– Louisiana Sen John Kennedy

“Democrats are running around like they found a hair in their
biscuit.”
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

“Chuck Schumer just moo’s and follows Nancy Pelosi into the cow
chute.”

 

 

 



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