PSA-201229-Some Levity Quotes

“There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz.”  Lynn Lavner 

“It isn’t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.”  George  Burns 

“Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship.” Sharon  Stone  

“Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.” Tiger Woods  

“My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.”  Jack Nicholson 

“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”   Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady)     

“Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.” Robin Williams  

“There’s a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what’s the problem?” Dustin Hoffman  

“There’s very little advice in men’s magazines, because men think, ‘I know what I’m doing. Just show me somebody naked.” Jerry Seinfeld  

“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time.” Robin Williams  

“It’s been so long since I’ve had sex, I’ve forgotten who ties up whom.” Joan Rivers 

“Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy. “ Steve Martin  

“Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.” Oscar Wilde

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