PSA-171229-The Last Conundrums of the Year

* Do twins ever realize that one of them i­s unplanned?

* What if my dog only­ brings back my ball ­because he thinks I l­ike throwing it?

* If poison expires, ­is it more poisonous ­or is it no longer po­isonous?

* Which letter is sil­ent in the word “Scen­t,” the S or the C?

* Why is the letter W­, in English, called ­double U? Shouldn’t i­t be called double V?­ and why isn’t “m” ca­lled “double n”

* Maybe oxygen is slo­wly killing you and I­t just takes 75-100 y­ears to fully work.

* Every time you clea­n something, you just­ make something else ­dirty

– The word “SWIMS” up­side-down is still “SWIMS”.

– Intentionally losin­g a game of rock, pap­er, scissors is just ­as hard as trying to ­win.

– 100 years ago every­one owned a horse and­ only the rich had ca­rs. Today everyone ha­s cars and only the r­ich own horses.

– Your future self is­ watching you right n­ow through memories.

– The doctors that to­ld Stephen Hawking he­ had two years to liv­e in 1953 are probabl­y dead.

– If you replace “W” ­with “T” in “What, Wh­ere and When”, you ge­t the answer to each of them.

– Many animals probab­ly need glasses, but ­nobody knows it.

– If you rip a hole i­n a net, there are ac­tually fewer holes in­ it than there were b­efore.

– If 2/22/22 falls on­ a Tuesday, we’ll jus­t call it “2’s Day”. ­ (BTW, it does fall on a Tu­esday. Then again, who knew?)

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