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Wow! I just finished reading Ken Follett’s Pillars of the Earth. WOW because the book is just short of a thousand pages long, and wow because the story is amazing, entertaining, and spell binding. Follett claims to be an atheist, but his book is mainly about the Catholic Church in England in the years 1123-1174. Of course when one writes a story about a period that far removed from us it can be false, and sound real. I believe this story to be based on real life in the 1100’s.

This epic is based on one man’s dream to build a cathedral. I visited cathedrals in Munich, London, and Montreal, and was totally awe-struck by the immensity of the buildings. How in the hell did they ever build this building in an age before modern machines? Pillars of the Earth explains how it was done in a fictional story that takes place over a period of fifty-one years. That is how long it takes to make a cathedral using manual labor.

The story line contains so many, characters, plots, and lives I found myself living in the period as an observer. If this story were made into a movie it would require ten or more two-hour episodes to tell, and I will watch every chapter.

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I love history and this is an era of history when Knights, and Kings, and Earls ruled the civilized world of Europe. Today’s kids and parents will go into shock when they learn that girls a young as fourteen were given into marriage, or that couples found having sex before marriage were given penance to live apart for a year before they could be married in the church. They would learn that life for the privileged was far different from the life of someone who did not have money to live on. The 1100’s gave meaning to the term “street people.” Common folk lived in homes of one or two rooms with little to no furnishings. Families slept in one room, and kids learned about sex by watching the action around them. Food was simple; usually dry bread and watered down beer. Workers were paid a penny a day. Families lived on six pennies a week. Kids worked. Royalty, lived much better, but a family of 2017 lives much better than did the royalty of 1117.

I rate this story at five stars, but it is equal to reading four normal books.

PSA-171115A-Senior Musings

Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes; come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller!

 

Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators.  We haven’t met yet!

 

I don’t need anger management.  I need people to stop pissing me off!

 

Old age is coming at a really bad time!

 

The biggest lie I tell myself is … “I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it.”

 

I don’t have gray hair.  I have “wisdom highlights”.  I’m very wise.

 

My people skills are just fine.  It’s my tolerance to idiots that needs work.

 

The kids text me “plz” which is shorter than please.  I text back “no” which is shorter than “yes”.

 

Even duct tape can’t fix stupid … but it can muffle the sound!

 

Why do I have to press one for English when you’re just gonna transfer me to someone I can’t understand anyway?

 

Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.

 

At my age “Getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.

 

PSA-171115-Another Bunch of Useless Facts

1. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee
(Hardly seems worth it.)
2. If you passed gas consistently for 6 years and  9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that’s more like it!)
3. The human heart creates enough
pressure when it pumps out of the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
 4. A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(O.M.G.!!!)

5. A cockroach will live nine days without its 
head before it starves to death. (Creepy)

(I’m still not over the pig.)

6. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Don’t try this at home; maybe at work.)

7. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. 
8. The female initiates sex by ripping the 
male’s head off.

(Honey, I’m home . What the…?)

9. The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human jumping the 
length of a football field.

(30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

10. The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

11. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still can’t believe that pig …quality over quantity)

12. Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)

13. The strongest muscle in the body 
is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm…….)
14. Right-handed people live, on average, 
nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you’re ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

15. Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(Okay, so that would be a good thing.) 

16. A cat’s urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.)

17. An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain

(I know some people like that.)

18. Starfish have no brains.

(I know some people like that, too.)

19. Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they’ll live a lot longer.)

20. Humans and dolphins are the only 
species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?)

Now that you’ve smiled at least once, 
it’s your turn to spread these crazy facts 
and send this to someone you want to bring a 
smile to, maybe even a chuckle.





In other words, send it to everyone!
(and God love that pig.)