A friend shared this and it gave me a laugh so I’ll share it
with you. Hope you haven’t seen it.
Units Of Measure
1. Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
2. 2,000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won Ton
3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
5. Weight an evangelist carries with God= 1 billigram
6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong
7. 365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer = 1 Lite year
8. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Sterling
9. Half a large intestine = 1 semicolon
10. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
11. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
12. Shortest distance between two jokes = a straight line
13. 2,000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
14. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 Fig Newton
15. 1,000 cc’s of wet socks = 1 literhosen
16. 8 nickels = 2 paradigm
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