Confused!!!!

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It seems that lately my life has been getting more complicated, and I want to thank those of you who are brave enough to still associate with me regardless of what I have become.
The following is a recap of my current identity:
I was born white, which makes me a racist.
I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which makes me a fascist.
I am heterosexual, which makes me a homophobe.
I am non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business.
I am a Christian, which makes me an infidel.
I am older than 65 and retired, which makes me a useless old person.
I think and I reason; therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which makes me a reactionary.
I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, which makes me a xenophobe.
I value my safety and that of my family; therefore I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.
I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual’s merits, which makes me anti-social.
I, and my friends, acquired a good education with student loans that we paid off, which makes me some kind of odd underachiever.
I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland by all citizens, which makes me a militarist.

Please help me come to terms with this, because I‘m not sure who I am anymore!

Newest problem – I’m not sure which bathroom I should use

2 Responses

  1. Artful satire and captures the feelings and disgust of heartland Christian America against the loss of wholesomeness and integrity proffered by the Hollywood agenda. Wonderful post , my dear patriot friend.

  2. Doubting the media and seeing the real agenda makes me a conspiratorialist … and, all that you said. Nice to meet a fellow confused person.
    https://theoutcastsopinionblog.wordpress.com/2016/08/15/phobia-mania/

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