The Meaning of Life

Jalapeno poppers.

Jalapeno poppers. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

From my friend Roger in Florida.


Number 8

Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 7

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 6

Men have two emotions : Hungry and Horny. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

Number 5

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years

Number 4

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.

Number 3

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 2

In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought 

Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers–what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

– – – and as someone recently said to me:

“Don’t worry about old age–it doesn’t last that long.”

Romney’s Quiet Moment of Prayer

How can I go wrong? I’m getting so much help it is impossible to fail. Here is another great message from an acquaintance.

Dear Grumpa Joe,

Almost ALL of the Lincolnway Tea Party members objected that Mitt Romney was going to be the 2012 Republican Presidential nominee. I was probably the ONLY member that knew conclusively that Willard Romney would be the final pick. I was called a “gloater” by several of the members when he finally was chosen and then I did “gloat” to get my personal satisfaction. I enjoy being “right”… especially when I “do the homework.”

Also, I predicted that he would be the next President. Frank Jr. is as “Clint Eastwood” said: ” ‘ is the greatest Presidential hoax perpetrated on the American people.’ ” I said that for at least the last year… after I concluded that the “fairy tales” that Frank Jr. and his coterie were espousing are a series of lies. (My friend believes that Obama’s real father is Frank Marshall Davis a character mentioned in Obama’s book Dream From My Father. Therefore he refers to Obama as Frank Jr.)

Several years ago I told people that there would be more articles and books written about Frank Jr. than have ever been written about Abraham Lincoln.

The so-called  “main street media” are a national disgrace, committing verbal malpractice and are a sorry group. At the National Press Club in DC there is the 1911 Journalist’s Creed sandwiched on a wall between two elevator doors; doing their homework and searching for the truth MUST be their ultimate goal. Unfortunately, they took the side of a power thirsty mulatto who could not run a lemonade stand or keep his hands off of other males.

The end is near for Frank Jr. and the resurrected story of Frank Sr. (also know as Communist Party Member # 47544 of the United States) is just beginning.

Good health & keep doing your research,



Included in Michael’s e-mail is the following article from the INSIDER. Please read to the bottom.


—–Original Message—–

Sent: Fri, Nov 2, 2012 7:21 pm

Subject: WHITE HOUSE INSIDER: Mitt Romney’s Quiet Prayer Amidst The Sound Of Thunder

Too good not to pass on – this is not written by an LDS person, which makes it even better…

WHITE HOUSE INSIDER: Mitt Romney’s Quiet Prayer Amidst The Sound Of Thunder

October 25, 2012 | Ulsterman

A remarkable  story from a longtime D.C. political operative of just how personally moved Mitt Romney was following a campaign stop in Red Rocks Colorado

where over 10,000 enthusiastic supporters greeted the man they hope will be the next President of the United States.

Got this feedback earlier today and thought you’d like to hear it.  You know, I’ve gone from just trying to defeat Obama to really trying to help Governor Romney be this country’s next president.  I’m really starting to believe there might be something very special about this man.  This took place out in Colorado.  Just a couple days ago.  Probably my favorite campaign trail story that’s come back my way so far this election.  Wish I had been there.  I’m going to try and get a little poetic on you here.  Hope I pull it off OK and do this story justice.  Feel free to help me out a bit in the telling.  I would be embarrassed for people to know just how bad my spelling really is.  And sadly, that’s not a joke.  -INSIDER

As the governor was en route to the amphitheatre they were told the crowd was showing “strong numbers”.  What greeted him was a lot more than just “strong numbers” though.  It was a massive wave of thousands and thousands of supporters.  Before going on the governor apparently peeked out a few times and was shaking his head in disbelief at just how many people were there to see him.  He was told by organizers up to a thousand more were turned away because there simply wasn’t any room left.  People said you could feel the size of the crowd under your feet backstage.  Somebody had passed out a ton of “thundersticks” and the people were banging them together and making this amazing rumbling noise.  There were some real veteran campaigners backstage and I’m told they were all blown away by this crowd in Colorado.  It really was like some big time rock show.  Just a huge response for the governor.

So Governor Romney goes onstage and gives his speech.  The crowd just totally embraces him.  From beginning to end.  Every word.  They are fired up. Loud.  Positive.  Cheering.  Just an amazing moment for the campaign.  Everybody backstage were all smiles and peeking out at all those people and shaking their heads.  This is the kind of moment in a campaign you never forget.  Ever.   Nobody who hasn’t experienced it can really understand this feeling.  You’re looking at a candidate being transformed right in front of your eyes into the next Leader of the Free World.  They go from being human into something just a bit more. It’s all those people.  That energy.  It kind of fills the candidate up and makes them bigger than life.  And you are watching it happen in real time.  Right then. 

The governor returns backstage and he is smiling and shaking hands, taking congratulations from everybody around him.  He’s saying how great it was.  Somebody yells out he’s going to win Colorado and the governor laughs and says he thinks so too.  And then something very interesting happens.  He moves away from the group of people just a bit.  Maybe ten or fifteen feet or so.  Just enough to have a little space to himself.  And enough people notice that the area gets a lot more quiet, and they are trying to watch the governor without looking like they are watching the governor.  They can all kind of tell something is happening right then.  It was described as something very peaceful and powerful that came over that backstage area for a moment.  And the governor, he lowers his head and his eyes shut tight and you could see him take a slow deep breath and then he lets it out and says quietly, but just loud enough for some to hear, “Lord, if this is your will, please help to make me worthy.  Please give me the strength Lord.”  And then his eyes open up, and he’s back to smiling and laughing and shaking hands and being the candidate once again.

I’m 100% convinced Mitt Romney was shaken to his soul right then and there.  I think at that moment it was sinking in he might really be the next American president, and it humbled him right to his core, in every nerve of his body.  And as he was saying that little prayer, you could hear the sound of thunder from all those thundersticks outside. Like this huge low rumble that just surrounded all of them at once.  A quiet little prayer, and the sound of thunder.

The sound of God.