I Would Be Charged With Murder

Hardy HibiscusIf I were to kill a man near the end of his life, and  got caught, I would be charged with MURDER.

If I were to kill a man who applied for retirement, and got caught, I would be charged with MURDER.

If I were to kill a man who just became a grandfather, and got caught, I would be charged with MURDER.

If I were to kill a man whose child just graduated from high school, and got caught, I would be charged with MURDER.

If I were to kill an adult  man who just became a father, and got caught, I would be charged with MURDER.

If I were to kill a young man who just graduated college, and got caught, I would be charged with MURDER.

If I were to kill a young man who just graduated from high school, and got caught, I would be charged with MURDER.

If I were to kill a boy who just finished grammar school, and got caught, I would be charged with MURDER.

If I were to kill a boy who just started kindergarden, and got caught, I would be charged with MURDER.

If I were to kill a child who just became potty trained, and got caught, I would be charged with MURDER.

If I were to kill an infant who was crying, and got caught, I would be charged with MURDER.

If I were to kill a new born, and got caught, I would be charged with MURDER.

If I were to kill a pregnant woman by shooting her in the belly, and got caught, I would be charged with two MURDERS.

If I were to kill an unborn fetus, and got caught, I would be paid by the government for doing society a favor.