Having Second Thoughts

Yesterday, I posted an article critical on Joe Biden and the Special Counsel who released his report on Biden’s handling of “Confidential Material.” I didn’t like that the Counsel let Old Joe off the Hook for breaking the law in a country predicated on the Rule of Law. Counsel Hur reported that Biden broke laws by keeping highly classified materials in his homes in unsecured areas. Still, Hur pansy-assed his way out of indicting the president by accusing Joe of being a tired old man who has a poor memory. How do you think tired old Grumpa Joe would fare if the Secret Service caught him in the act of assassinating poor old Joe? After all, Grumpa Joe is several years older than Joe Biden, and his memory is not as good as it used to be. Hell, just this afternoon he found a bowl of tiny dead fish in the refrigerator and asked his step-grandson what they were called. Grumpa Joe couldn’t remember. The name came to him about thirty minutes later; they are called sardines.

My guess is that Grumpa Joe’s sorry old ass would be arrested immediately and thrown into the Hoosegow indefinitely. There would not be a special counsel looking into his motives and proclaiming that he should not be indicted because he is a tired old man with a poor memory.

I criticize the Special Counsel for not indicting poor old Joe Biden, but I praise him for sticking it to him by telling the world in an official report that his mind is not 100 percent and he shouldn’t be running the country anymore. Then I go back to criticizing the Counsel for sticking it to the American people by paving the way for our useless Vice President Kamala Harris to take over. We are screwed from two directions.

“What a revoltin’ development this is!” (William Bendix from “The LIfe of Riley” radio program.)