This news release was just delivered to GJP for dissemination to all who are anxious for the DNC to convene. For those of you who are DNC compatible this post will appear nasty and despicable, leave right now. For those of you who are RNC compatible, have a good laugh.
This is funny folks! It is a parody, they are supposed to be an exaggeration of something that falls far short of the real thing. Now you know where GJP stands.
| Subject: Just leaked from Ether-World- DNC Schedule, Charlotte , N.C.4:00 PM – Opening Flag Burning Ceremony – sponsored by CNN
4:05 PM – Singing of “God Damn America ” led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright 4:10 PM – Pledge of Allegiance to Obama 4:15 PM – Ceremonial ‘I hate America’ led by Michelle Obama 4:30 PM – Tips on “How to keep your man trustworthy & true to you while you travel the world” – Hillary Clinton 4:45 PM – Al Sharpton / Jesse Jackson seminar “How to have a successful career without having a job.” 5:00 PM – “Great Vacations I’ve Taken on the Taxpayer’s Dime Travel Log” – Michelle Obama 5:30 PM – Eliot Spitzer Speaks on “Family Values” via Satellite 5:45 PM – Tribute to All 57 States – Nancy Pelosi 6:00 PM – Sen. Harry Reid – 90-minute speech expressing the Democrat’s appreciation of the Occupy Wall Street movement, and George Soros for sparing no expense, for all that they have accomplished to unify the country, improve employment and to boost the economy. 8:30 PM – Airing of Grievances by the Clintons 9:00 PM – “Bias in Media – How we can make it work for you.” A Tutorial – sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times 9:15 PM – Tribute Film to Brave Freedom Fighters incarcerated at GITMO – Michael Moore 9:45 PM – Personal Finance Seminar – Charlie Rangle 10:00 PM – Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners and Bible readers 10:30 PM – Ceremonial Waving of White Flag from Iraq & Afghanistan via satellite 11:00 PM – Obama Energy Plan Symposium / Tire Gauge Demonstration / You too can get rich with Green Investment bankruptcies 11:15 PM – Free Gov. Blagovich rally 11:30 PM – Obama Accepts Oscar, Tony and Latin Grammy Awards 11:45 PM – Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish – Obama Presiding 12:00 AM – Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher and Chris “He sends a thrill up my leg” Matthews 12:01 AM – Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior 12:05 AM – Celestial Choirs Sing 3:00 AM – Biden Delivers Acceptance Speech |
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Yesterday, I met my match. I like to refer to myself as “Grumpa” because my disposition is not always cheerful. Peggy and I continued our ‘wild and crazy” days by seeing another movie. That’s two within seven days of each other. The main character in the movie is Walt Kowalski played by Clint Eastwood. Walt clearly owns the title of “Grumpa.” He’s retired from Ford, and living next to a troubled kid who loves to garden.
